paranoy

The act of making someone or paranoid. The active verb form of the word paranoia.

The thought of the plane crashing and disentegrating into billions of pieces paranoys me.

by Joey Monster May 13, 2005

Paranoy

noun. A person who is paranoid. Someone who, unjustifiably projects the thoughts of others onto themselves in a negative manner.

Oh, don't worry about it. It wasn't something you did, Kevin P. is just a paranoy.

by M_dubble October 22, 2010

Paranoy / Paranoying

The act of increasing levels of Paranoia to a higher state. The active verb form of the word paranoia.

Paranoy / Paranoying:

The thought of the police officer is paranoying me, even though I haven't done anything wrong.

That paranoys me, stop! This is making me paranoid.

by TadachiiRyu August 10, 2025

scantron paranoia

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students

I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009

Boner Paranoia

When you have a boner and everything looks fuckable (extremely horny)

Bro, I have boner paranoia. I'm so down to fuck my 45 year old Hispanic house keeper.

by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016

Peter Paranoia

One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.

They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.

Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.

What a cuckoo!

by meds4u January 15, 2010

Marvin The Paranoid Android

A cynical robot who doesn't think the best of most people. One of the main characters in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to open a door" - Marvin The Paranoid Android

by Mr Beeblebrox February 10, 2012