Parallel porking 

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party”

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

Parallel porking by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020

parallel porking 

Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.

I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.

parallel porking by Zedarius November 8, 2015

parallel parking 

When a man dons a strap-on posteriorly and proceeds to engage in vaginal or anal intercourse with two women at the same time with a back and forth movement. Variations include a woman in the middle, with or without strap-on, and participants of the befitting gender. Other conceivable combinations include any three trunks and a couple holes.

As Stuart trained in on the correct angles, Agnes and Phyllis found the parallel parking quite enjoyable.

parallel parking by Cabot November 17, 2006

parallel parking 

When two men lay their penses on top of one another and stroke them at the same time.

Wow, that parallel parking job last night really hit the spot.

parallel parking by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

parallel parking 

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

parallel parking by Dunky Oggins November 9, 2003

Intuitive Parallel Parking 

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

Intuitive Parallel Parking by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

parallel parking 

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em

hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking

parallel parking by douglas epley November 26, 2006