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Paperwalker 

Someone who is certified crazy and not in a asylum.
I can't believe Lindsey isn't locked up because she is a total paperwalker.
Paperwalker by Irene Weez September 2, 2010

Powerwasted 

The act of getting completely shitfaced and losing any morals, and/or inhibitions. Examples include singing the wrong lyrics as loud as you can, making friends with that statue of John Wayne, having a conversation with someone who's deaf and never realizing it, singing any Katy Perry or Adele song at karaoke, puking in the trashcan behind the bar only to wash your vomit down with old crow and rainier, etc. A pants off-dance off may occur. Also, you may piss on your buddy while he sleeps. Requires between 30 and 40 beers, and also requires 10-15 shots or thereabouts. A case of champagne will lead you to power wasted as well. Many cigarettes are required. A hundred dollar bar tab is the bare minimum. You cannot get powerwasted by drinking any kind of light beer. A casual drinker doesn't have the ability to get powerwasted. A severe powerwasting is generally accompanied the next day by pbr at ten a.m. to beat off the stage eleven hangover.
Me: "Where are we?"
Friend: "I think we're in Portland."
Me: "How did we get here?"
Friend: "I recall having irish car bombs at the HH and a spacebag of sangria."
Me: "So you don't know either?"
Friend: "We must have been powerwasted!"
Powerwasted by Sethisrad August 1, 2013

Paperwhite Kindle 

A Kindle with an experimental, horrible browser that can at least submit definitions like this one.
Exactly this one.
This definition was submitted using a Paperwhite Kindle.

papermate 

Damn i'd love to papermate that chick!
papermate by Dale P. Johnson August 28, 2007

white paperware

As defined by Cameron Winklevoss:

White paperware = a PDF that proposes a "solution" to a "problem" in the form of a shitcoin. It is the successor of slideware (software), itself a successor of vaporware (hardware).
Heard about that new Mooncoin?

Yeah, dude. read the white paperware last week. Another shitcoin.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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