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To attempt to write on paper what is happening in a busy brain. Also includes being frustrated at inability to write more than one sentence simultaneously.

While journaling she wrote multiple entries at about the same time in an attempt to paperfy what she was thinking.

Paperfy by eMclectic October 11, 2017

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paperfuck

A paperfuck is any document that can totally screw you such as: a lawsuit, legal charges, failing grades on a transcript, a police report, etc. etc.

It can also be used a verb.

Cop: I know that you know where the suspect is, now tell me where he's hiding or I will paperfuck you out of this university so fast!
UCLA Student: I swear I don't know, I think he has friends in Santa Cruz.

Daniel: How are you doing man?
Kyle: Awesome, I totally just paperfucked the guy who slashed my tires.

paperfuck by SNUKnight April 20, 2008

Related Words

Paperfy • paperfuck • paperfaced • paperfacing • paperfag • paperfest • Paperfit • Paperflick • paperfly • Papery

paperfest

Making an incredible amount of cash money quickly.

Aaron: Hey Tom, I heard Ron just sold off all his keys to some playa down on Commercial and Hastings!
Tom: Dayummm, must've been quite a paperfest!

paperfest by crocoshet September 21, 2011

paperfacing

You put a napkin on your face, and then you put on glasses.

You put a napkin on your face, and then you put on glasses. You're paperfacing.

paperfacing by Menudo T. July 27, 2011

Paperfit

Fit and athletic on paper but in reality can’t actually complete a workout. Probably has a near perfect looking body that would struggle to run a few miles or do push-ups. Genetically gifted or surgically enhanced, usually both. Paperfit women usually can be found at the gym with a full face of untainted makeup and won’t work hard enough to break a sweat. Paperfit men often don’t leave the locker room, they simply take the selfies then leave after a shower.

Just took a class with that new gym instructor. It was garbage, she’s just paperfit.

Paperfit by FlippingFancy April 27, 2023

paperfag

A Fag composed of tobacco and tea rolled up using paper. Created by Callum Hackett.

Person 1: Hey dude you got anything i can smoke?

Person 2: I only have a paperfag

paperfag by Real Barca April 27, 2009

Papery

Being sexual towards you homework!

Dam this is papery!

Papery by Sean Donohue May 15, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026