Paperfit 

Fit and athletic on paper but in reality can’t actually complete a workout. Probably has a near perfect looking body that would struggle to run a few miles or do push-ups. Genetically gifted or surgically enhanced, usually both. Paperfit women usually can be found at the gym with a full face of untainted makeup and won’t work hard enough to break a sweat. Paperfit men often don’t leave the locker room, they simply take the selfies then leave after a shower.

Just took a class with that new gym instructor. It was garbage, she’s just paperfit.

Paperfit by FlippingFancy April 27, 2023

Paperbitch 

Someone so submerged in allday bureaucreacy that misses to enjoy the pleasures of life, very probably becoming a nerd, geek or noob as a result..

Paperbitches are usually individuals with a very heavy work load, who fail to have a normal social life. Most of them are 40 year old virgins with a tonsure (see Jarhead) sniffing the boss' ass every day.

Paperbitches will tell on you with the boss. Paperbitches will cock block you from the hot secretary. Paperbitches will always try to appear like a know-it-all jackass..

Paperbitches have never fucked, will never do, and do not even know how to use their sticks...

Dawg from da Hood: Hey man, lets go doing some parrtaaah!! Mofo!

Paperbitch: Sorry man, my ass is being ripped at work, I cannot

Dawg from da Hood: thats dissapointing bro, u a fuckin paperbitch...

Paperbitch by Nigga-yeah-yeah July 6, 2011

Papercity 

Also known as the city of Dallas, Texas. Underground nickname "Papercity" due to it's high presents of wealthy residents and large amounts of materialism and business opportunities.

Papercity, dallas texas

Papercity by that lemonade guy November 18, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022