Paperflick

Newspaper Cartoon
Comic Strip

Yo, today's paperflick was hilarious. Garfield is the man!

by Lilheavyweight July 6, 2011

paperfuck

A paperfuck is any document that can totally screw you such as: a lawsuit, legal charges, failing grades on a transcript, a police report, etc. etc.

It can also be used a verb.

Cop: I know that you know where the suspect is, now tell me where he's hiding or I will paperfuck you out of this university so fast!
UCLA Student: I swear I don't know, I think he has friends in Santa Cruz.

Daniel: How are you doing man?
Kyle: Awesome, I totally just paperfucked the guy who slashed my tires.

by SNUKnight April 20, 2008

paperlicious

something so bland or distasteful that its a exaggeration of being pleasantly different in its own unique way.to possibly someone else.

This Oat Meal is so paperlicious, because of its creamy texture.

by luke mcwilliams November 3, 2009

papersick

to feel nauseous when trying to read a paper or page projected on a screen

Quit moving the paper under the projector. I'm going to be papersick.

by Makarios_ March 31, 2022

Paperlike launch

A paperlike launch is a product launch that seems like a paper launch, but not actually is. The product is released on the day of the launch, however, due to outstanding demand and lack of supply, not many products eventually get shipped.

NVIDIA's release of the 3090 Ti really was a paperlike launch, bro.

by jortpepe April 28, 2022

Jack Papernick

He is the gayest guy you will ever meet. He only has one tiny whit ball, and his cock is less than 1 mm long.

No one wants to fuck a Jack Papernick.

by 123ffj123 September 20, 2018