Pans-sexual 

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.

“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”

Pans-sexual by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021

sexually attracted to frying pans 

The act of being sexually attracted to a frying pan.

1: I'm pansexual
2: Are you sexually attracted to frying pans or something?

sexually attracted to frying pans by hfusicengf uoyerwaq f October 31, 2017

Pansexual Agenda 

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.

Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination

Pansexual Agenda by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020

pansexual 

Why is every one so fucking hot

We be pansexual but we don’t fucking fuck pans

pansexual by Wet man December 26, 2019

Pansexual Day 

First of all you want to know what being pansexual is right? Well being pansexual is when you like all genders! Basically you like anyone, gay, queer, etc!!! So now, when is pansexual day? On May 24th celebrate your pride of being pansexual!!! Now children, don't be afraid to show yellow, blue, and pink!!!

First of all you want to know what being pansexual is right? Well being pansexual is when you like all genders! Basically you like anyone, gay, queer, etc!!! So now, when is pansexual day? On May 24th celebrate your pride of being pansexual!!! Now children, don't be afraid to show yellow, blue, and pink!!!

Pansexual Day by Isamu Kaito November 5, 2019

Heteroromantic pansexual 

A person who can be sexually attached to someone regardless of gender (male,female,M2F trans,F2M trans, gender fluid etc) but is only romantically attracted to people of the opposite sex

Tom can be sexually attracted to any gender but will only be romantic with the opposite grander e.g Tim is attracted to Ryan ( who is gender fluid) and holly but will only date holly because he is a heteroromantic pansexual

Heteroromantic pansexual by QueenBanana October 16, 2016

gray-pansexual 

To have little to no desire for sex but when the feeling comes gender doesn't matter.

Sam is gray-pansexual so they don't want to have sex but sometimes both their guy and girl friends look really hot

gray-pansexual by Honeycomb July 21, 2017