Alternative to the outdated term "Hands down" to convey a statement with absolute conviciton and certainty. "Pantsdown" was originally coined by centaurs in Middle Earth due to their physical inability to wear pants despite the group's strong desires to do so.
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Get the solo pantsdown mug.The frantically check your pocket for your cellphone before entering a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, where they are prohibited.
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Get the celf patdown mug.It is a much more invasive pat-down that involves touching, probing, and feeling your body, including your genital area, to determine if you are concealing something.
It is what the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) will do to you if you opt-out of the full body scanner, which takes a naked picture of you, before boarding an airplane.
It is what the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) will do to you if you opt-out of the full body scanner, which takes a naked picture of you, before boarding an airplane.
TSA Agent: "If you won't let me to take a naked picture of you, then I'm going to rub your penis."
Child: "That would be sexual assault."
TSA Agent: "Nonsense, it's just an enhanced patdown. Now spread your legs."
Child: "That would be sexual assault."
TSA Agent: "Nonsense, it's just an enhanced patdown. Now spread your legs."
by OptOut November 18, 2010
Get the enhanced patdown mug.The fear of having pants on, wearing or of those wearing pants. Often a self-inflicted malaise associated with those working from home or in the technology start-up environments.
When he has to go to the office, his pantsonphobia is in full effect. Her pantsonphobia prevents her from attending certain social events.
by JDNoPants October 21, 2010
Get the PantsOnPhobia mug.An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.
Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
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