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Pantsdown

Alternative to the outdated term "Hands down" to convey a statement with absolute conviciton and certainty. "Pantsdown" was originally coined by centaurs in Middle Earth due to their physical inability to wear pants despite the group's strong desires to do so.
by Lewis2012 October 11, 2013
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solo pantsdown

Hey, had an amazingly fabulous solo pantsdown last night, I blew my own mind LoL
by Nadine Seuss January 27, 2025
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celf patdown

The frantically check your pocket for your cellphone before entering a Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility, where they are prohibited.
I saw two suits doing a celf patdown before entering the FBI building
by Badanderson May 30, 2018
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enhanced patdown

It is a much more invasive pat-down that involves touching, probing, and feeling your body, including your genital area, to determine if you are concealing something.

It is what the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) will do to you if you opt-out of the full body scanner, which takes a naked picture of you, before boarding an airplane.
TSA Agent: "If you won't let me to take a naked picture of you, then I'm going to rub your penis."
Child: "That would be sexual assault."
TSA Agent: "Nonsense, it's just an enhanced patdown. Now spread your legs."
by OptOut November 18, 2010
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PantsOnPhobia

The fear of having pants on, wearing or of those wearing pants. Often a self-inflicted malaise associated with those working from home or in the technology start-up environments.
When he has to go to the office, his pantsonphobia is in full effect. Her pantsonphobia prevents her from attending certain social events.
by JDNoPants October 21, 2010
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Ocular Patdown

An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.
Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022
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Patterson Patdown

A man shoving his arm up someones asshole and the person starts clapping real softly.
Dude! look at those two guys doing the Patterson Patdown. He seems like he likes receiving it.
by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016
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