Pantkin

When you use your pants as a napkin.

Lazy Amanda wiped her Dorito cheese-crusted hands on her pantkin to avoid hand washing.

by DirtyBirdies69 November 29, 2024

Double pantsing

When you pull down a man's pants and foreskin at the same time. usually in public.

Katie was double pantsing me yesterday in front of my crush!

by NotTicTak December 22, 2020

joy-pantsing

to stake out or case a clothing store's dressing room, waiting for somebody to sling their pants over a partition wall in hopes of grabbing the pair, hastily sliding them on over your own and running about before eventually abandoning the pants at an undisclosed location.

"dude, i was like trying on some slacks at AE when some douche grabbed my dockers and went joy-pantsing. it bummed me out. where the popped collars at?"

by biped666 October 9, 2008

Panting

The process to putting on pants.

I am PANTING in my room.

by ClassicRonnie July 1, 2022

pantsing

To yank someone else's pants down. Usually done in a humorous fashion.
Also reffered to as pantsed.

"Dude, did you see when Mark pantsed Tom? That was hilarious!"
"Jack got expelled for pantsing the principal."

by Danae? at the Disco December 19, 2006

Panting Puppy

The wet drippy bell end you get 15 minutes after ejaculation.

Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning

by DoctorZig February 6, 2018

Pantsing

The act or practice of pulling someone's pants down.

The Seniors and I went pantsing today. The Freshmen never had a chance.

by MP February 7, 2005