Definitions by DoctorZig
Drooling Bulldog
Michaels girlfriend wanted him to go down on her, little did she know he had cum ten minutes ago leaving her with a Drooling Bulldog
Drooling Bulldog by DoctorZig October 10, 2018
Whale tail
Whale tail by DoctorZig October 10, 2018
Panting Puppy
Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning
Panting Puppy by DoctorZig February 6, 2018
Water birth
The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.
Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.
Water birth by DoctorZig May 3, 2017
Finger bum flank
The act of kissing ones partner standing face on and flanking a sneaky finger into the anus to cause surprise
Michael was under the impression dale just wanted a kiss. Little did he know Reza was setting him up, face on for a finger bum flank
Finger bum flank by DoctorZig August 14, 2016
boston bakehouse
The delicate act of one American citizen shitting into another's mouth via the hole in a donut. The donut must then be devoured
Sam was hungry but only had one donut in his lunch box so he asked Michael to give him a boston bakehouse before eating the donut.
boston bakehouse by DoctorZig May 11, 2014