paninid

When one buys a panini sports card product and doesnt receive any of the guaranteed cards in said product

John bought a box of 2021 Prizm football and got paninid.

by Dontgetpaninid1818 July 8, 2022

panini head

A person who is so dumb, that thier brain isn't even a brain anymore, it's just a panini. This is normally an insult if used by commoners, but if ever used on you by Chef Gordon Ramsey, you will be blessed beyond measure.

Gordon: HEY PANINI HEAD! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

by Shimmiling._ December 2, 2017

Indian panini

A bunch of Indian dudes singing the greatest remix of all time. Truly glorious. Makes Lil Nas X jealous.

Indian panini: In extreme Indian accent: “hey panini don’t you be a meanie.”

by Lil Nas Y October 29, 2019

Pubic panini

A panini composed entirely of bread and pubes.

Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckin’ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

Pittsburgh Panini

The act of shitting into a wad of TP, placing into the baby-changing station, then pressing it closed.

Boyfriend: Hey, the cashier at McDonald's got my order wrong.
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!

by SwellStuff December 3, 2019

Bell Island Panini

This is when a girl is performing oral sex on you while she is lying on her back on a bed, with her head hanging over the edge. As you cum you defecate on her forehead, hold her by the throat and stop her from moving. She will then lift her head thus pressing your 'log' against your ass like a panini press.

Note: Make sure you dont drink coffee or draft beer 1/2 hour prior or you will otherwise perform a "Bell Island Geiser"

I totally Bell Island Panini'd your sister last night... what a slut!

by El Gizzordo February 28, 2008

Panini Press

To shit on the edge of a toilet and press it down with the seat.

Bro, waffle stomping is for nerds, Panini Pressing is how you assert dominance in a public bathroom.

by Poopman69420 March 16, 2019