Paninus 

A 12 inch penis - the same length as a footlong sandwich.

"Wow, Dominic has a paninus!"
"No he doesn't and you are foolish to think that he does."

Paninus by mornie September 8, 2022

painus in the anus 

A shitty yet still constantly used phrase developed by audio wizards who use sfm to make funny videos where random things happen and people either die or something really stupid happens. The character who utters painus in the anus is preferably soldier but if enough effort is put into it the other characters of the game tf2 can be made to say it in the Source Film Maker program on steam.

" I have a Painus in the Anus" - Red Soldier

painus in the anus by Not ya BOI December 8, 2017

pannus butter 

The curdy, smelly substance that forms in the folds of morbidly obese humans. Usually found in individuals of first world nations that frequent the many convenient locations of shatty fast food restaurants.

Johnnie was looking for a nice place to lube his tube steak. Bertha, looking for a one up, was happy to oblige as she had an abundance of pannus butter in her damp, smelly, moist crevice that had not been disturbed in a very long time.

pannus butter by Radtechnogist October 21, 2022

Painus Cupcake

A character based on a character in Team Fortress 2, He is based off the character soldier. In every episode he says, "I am Painus Cupcake I will eat you" and eats people

Guy1: Dude who the fuck was that?
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE

Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom

Painus Cupcake by SEXYMANBEAST4555555 December 20, 2010

Painus 

1) (Noun) The pain a female experiences deep in her lower back around the colon when contractions around the 40th week of pregnancy start. The contraction pain is very near the anus giving the feeling of the onset of an impending putrid and painful deuce drop that ebbs and flows with each contraction.
2) (Noun) A person who is a real "pain in the anus".

Derrivative of "pain" and "anus".

1) My God!!! Is this a contraction or do I really have to shit?! Oh wait...its gone...I must be experiencing painus.
2) Linda keeps ridin' my ass and won't quit. She'a a persistent painus!

Painus by Tenacious Faulker August 3, 2007

Panicus Hispanicus

Medical terminology for a state often seen and depicted in Hispanic culture of over expression of emotions associated with increased heart rate, rapid respiration’s, increased pitch and volume of voice, dramatic hand gestures and near-syncope. Individual can be seen doing their best impression of “Maria” from every telenovela ever. Similar to Hispanic Panic, Drama Queen.

How’s the patient in room 2? Oh, she’s perfectly fine... seems like a case of Panicus Hispanicus.

Panicus Hispanicus by ProffChaos December 5, 2019

PAINUS 

PAINUS: When a male penis is inserted into the female's anus.

Penis + Anus = Painus.

It's a noun and a verb.

ex.1
Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch.

Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass.

ex.2
Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.

Friend: Ouch...

PAINUS by The-Mountain November 11, 2011