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crusty cooch, (cooch)is a vagina, its usually a black chick
(in bed) holy crap she has a serios case of paginus

damn dude look at that paginus

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Paginus by remis December 20, 2007
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(Plural: Pagini) A more cool way of saying water wiggler
Stop shaking your paginus!
Paginus by Thebestofnow May 25, 2016
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A term used to describe a hybrid between the penis and the vagina.

Can be used to refer to birth defects that result from inter-familial childbirth.
Tom and his cousin Shelley had sex. The baby had a paginis.

I was having intercourse with Johnny, but we had to stop. I didn't know what to do with his paginis.
Paginis by Clever&Witty June 16, 2011

painus in the anus 

A shitty yet still constantly used phrase developed by audio wizards who use sfm to make funny videos where random things happen and people either die or something really stupid happens. The character who utters painus in the anus is preferably soldier but if enough effort is put into it the other characters of the game tf2 can be made to say it in the Source Film Maker program on steam.
" I have a Painus in the Anus" - Red Soldier
painus in the anus by Not ya BOI December 8, 2017

Painus Cupcake

A character based on a character in Team Fortress 2, He is based off the character soldier. In every episode he says, "I am Painus Cupcake I will eat you" and eats people
Guy1: Dude who the fuck was that?
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE

Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom
Painus Cupcake by SEXYMANBEAST4555555 December 20, 2010
1) (Noun) The pain a female experiences deep in her lower back around the colon when contractions around the 40th week of pregnancy start. The contraction pain is very near the anus giving the feeling of the onset of an impending putrid and painful deuce drop that ebbs and flows with each contraction.
2) (Noun) A person who is a real "pain in the anus".

Derrivative of "pain" and "anus".
1) My God!!! Is this a contraction or do I really have to shit?! Oh wait...its gone...I must be experiencing painus.
2) Linda keeps ridin' my ass and won't quit. She'a a persistent painus!
Painus by Tenacious Faulker August 3, 2007

Pheodor Pagnusson 

Pagnusson is frequently seen near the penalty spot where he lies on the ground as soon as a defender comes within 3 metres of him. Whenever a penalty is awarded to the team, he steals the ball from his teammates and begins to cry when they tell him that he has bottled enough penalties this season. He has a tendency to magically disappear as soon as his team loses possession of the ball.
Coach: Pheodor Pagnusson missed the penalty again. We need to sub him off before he vanishes
Pheodor Pagnusson: *Cries while begging the ref for a penalty"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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