Panico 

1. a near-microscopic penis

2. Someone with a lot of confidence despite a lack of good looks or anything resembling skills and/or talents

Man, that kid is a real panico and I've also heard he has a real tiny panico.

Panico by Joe Xavier July 10, 2010

Satanic panic 

Hyper concern by adults that young people are in satanic cults.

The small county went into a satanic panic when red pentagrams were sprayed around churches and graveyards.

Satanic panic by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

Panaconda

A defecation so satisfying its resemble a large ophidian staring back at you. A pan-snake or coiled monster dump.

I couldn't walk 'till I released that Panaconda from my colon.

Panaconda by terrormask grid July 19, 2012

Pancoasted 

The effect one encounters after hanging out or being around a pancoast. The effect may include but is not limited to being extremely hungover, missing work (especially if it’s during daytime hours), recklessly spending all of your money, become noticeably agitated with significant other, extreme thirst, and/or waking up in someone else’s house.

I went to my child’s wrestling match with a pancoast, and before I knew it i got pancoasted

Pancoasted by Dehydratedsoup69 May 26, 2018

Full Metal Panic 

A Japanese cartoon about militaristic teenagers, terrorists, high school, and giant robots.

I watched Full Metal Panic last night.

Full Metal Panic by Otaku X December 26, 2005

Panic attack

Arguably the most extreme manifestation of acute anxiety, a panic attack is an episode of sudden apprehension and intense fear, combined with physiological symptoms that closely resemble a heart attack.

A panic attack is the most frightening experience one can ever experience; I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

Panic attack by Doc_B April 14, 2015

panic! at the disco fan 

let's discuss the difference between a real fan, shall we?

real fan:

doesn't judge other fans by how many song titles they can name, respects that some other fans don't know every single song of every single panic album, and most definitely doesn't hand out their unwanted opinions to new fans.

fake fans:

always asks irrelevant questions and makes other fans uncomfortable.

is this what Brendon would want? think about it.

real panic! at the disco fan:

karla: oh my gosh I really love panic at the disco!!!

Stacy: oh my gosh I really do too! Maybe we should talk about it like civil human beings!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!!!

fake panic! at the disco fan:

karla: oh my gosh I really love panic at the disco!!!

Barbara: oh really??! Well then why is the middle name of Ryan's uncle's grandpa's cousin's ex's brother-in-law's sister?? Or do you not even know who Ryan is?????!!!

learn the difference.

panic! at the disco fan by cofkase July 6, 2016