Andersonvillain 

The villains of Andersonville: Fake-ass people who live in Andersonville, a north-side Chicago neighborhood. Faux-liberals who whine about gentrification, housing prices, and homelessness but then brag about their hood as the “second coolest in the world”. They preach acceptance and inclusion while judging everyone and attempting to run pedestrians over for walking too slowly at intersections. You’ll know an Andersonvillain when you see one: a basic person who shares their ill-formed opinion loudly while trying to be unique, but who instead walks past 8 independently owned coffee shops to get their PSL at Starbucks just for the reward points.

A: Those people with the baby stroller on Clark street ran right into me. They were talking so loudly about how exited they are about the new salad restaurant.

B. Yeah they are the worst. What a couple of Andersonvillains!

Andersonvillain by ChicagoSavant November 11, 2021