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Sandersoned

1) To become partially to fully naked for no reason whatsoever
2) To be inappropriate in a histerically appropriate way as to make it not only acceptable but encouraged
3) To drink as much as possible in as short amount of time as possible
4) To be unable to hit a softball to anywhere but the short-stop and beating it out
5) Able to pick up any chick(s) even if done so completely by accident
6) To be the iron chef of pounding vag in the kitchen
"Oh man! I got so sandersonsed last night. Ya all i remember is taking down a bottle of Whiskey, then muttering some incoherent words to a hot bartender who proceeded to give me her number, then i blatantly insulted her and she still wanted me, and finally i ended up in a later night game of softball and went 4-4 with 4 mediocre ground balls to the short stop. Yup, I would say I got so sandersoned i cant believe im still alive."
Sandersoned by Roger Dorn April 7, 2008
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Cael Sanderson 

Won Gold in the 2004 Olympics in wrestling, was also a 4x undefeated NCAA champion.
Cael Sanderson is considered one of the greatest US wrestlers of all time.
Cael Sanderson by Jake Jakeford August 7, 2008

Brandon Sanderson 

Brandon Sanderson is a fiction and fantasy author who became well known for finishing the Wheel of Time series after the author Robert Jordan's death in 2007.

He is, however, a more than competent writer in his own right, penning gripping stories with complex plots, world building, and fascinating magic systems.
"He's coming to Seattle for a book signing!!"
"Who is?"
"Brandon Sanderson, of course! Who else would I be this excited about?"
Brandon Sanderson by diggorydiue November 24, 2013

Cael Sanderson 

One of the best wrestlers of all time. Has a record of 159 wins and 0 losses.

Jesus reincarnated.
Guy A : Did you hear about Cael Sanderson winning Gold at the 84kg weight class?

Guy B: Yeah, I heard he also fought off Romans and wiped out the dinosuars.

Alex Sanderson

Definitely the most awesome person in the world! Seen as a bit of a retard by some people, but that is what makes him so cool. Not afraid to say what he thinks, and is definitely the most epic person ever.
Alex Sanderson by bobjimjennyno November 30, 2011

Sandersonism

Tthe art of stealing private information from Arsenal youth players, publishing it, then letting the players get bollocked by Liam Brady.
Example: Hi Sanderson, I'm joining Plymouth on a 2 year trial.

Sandersonism gets put into practice after he publishes it on Young Guns.
Sandersonism by GoonerTalk July 20, 2010

Sanderson 

An extremely clever man, who knows the world and his wife.... and they're professional sports star kids.

They say you only need to know 5 people in the world in order to build up enough connections to enable you to know everyone on the planet. Unless you know a Sanderson! A Sanderson knows everyone, some even believe some Sanderson's knows who assassinated J.F. Kennedy, and the whereabouts of 2-Pac, they also know every famous sports star on earth because they are part of the vast Sanderson family tree.

(e.g. Chris Hoy - 2nd Cousin )

Urban legend has it a 'Sanderson' once sat next to Bill gates on the bus and advised him that computers would definitely catch on. Need i say anymore, Sanderson knows everyone and everything.
Teacher "Does anyone know anything about windsurfing" ?

Millie "My friend Alice is amazing at windsurfing, she's been doing it for years and just won the England Championships"

Jake "Steady on Shat, we got ourselves a Sanderson"
Sanderson by 123 abc April 22, 2016
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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