A man who waits in bars particularly so he can pull the twenty to twoers as he knows he has no chance to pull any-one decent looking. he i sso called as he hangs on for girls that would other wise be 'left on the shelf'
by BigDaddyCash August 13, 2008
an ugly girl who is left standing around in nightclubs until twenty to two, when some-one is finally desparate or drunk enough to pull her
by BigDaddyCash August 13, 2008
The gnarly, veiny, bony hands of a MILF which no amount of airbrushing, retouching or fillers can ever truly compensate for. Named after the famous singer and actress as hers are the most gratuitous example of the 'claw
Looking at Courney's face while she was whacking him off was OK, but when he saw her Madonna claws gripping the shaft and cupping the balls he got the douche chills like a mofo.
by BigDaddyCash August 09, 2011
A portmanteau word incorporating the words Slag and Agenda. A to do list or schedule of activities which a woman of loose virtue has to observe through the evening. A slut timetable or skanky shopping list
Bitch, I saw that fine young piece of ass walking my way and I put getting him to cornhole me straight to the top of my slagenda
by BigDaddyCash September 19, 2011
verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.
Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.
Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.
by BigDaddyCash August 01, 2020
Twestify: verb. To testify on Twitter. Offer respect and complete agreement with a statement made in 140 characters or fewer.
by BigDaddyCash July 22, 2011
verb, noun, the process of being entershamed, ie enjoying a solitary activity which would be shameful if exposed to a wider audience.
Charles was entershaming himself rubbing the corgy's food into his member when suddenly in walks her maj.
by BigDaddyCash December 15, 2009