BigDaddyCash's definitions

entershamement

noun, the joyous feeling of doing something (normally alone) you know you should be ashamed of, for example watching Pets Do The Funniest Things or laughing like a drain when a little girl falls down & cuts her knee.

David walked into the bedroom to find a surprised Victoria dancing in her pants in front of the mirror singing The Final Countdown into a deodorant can at the top of her voice.
David; "Now that's entershamement!"

by BigDaddyCash December 15, 2009

entershaming

verb, noun, the process of being entershamed, ie enjoying a solitary activity which would be shameful if exposed to a wider audience.

Charles was entershaming himself rubbing the corgy's food into his member when suddenly in walks her maj.

by BigDaddyCash December 15, 2009

Shelfhanger

A man who waits in bars particularly so he can pull the twenty to twoers as he knows he has no chance to pull any-one decent looking. he i sso called as he hangs on for girls that would other wise be 'left on the shelf'

I think that shelfhanger is waiting on you, you ugly bitch

by BigDaddyCash October 8, 2008

twenty to two

an ugly girl who is left standing around in nightclubs until twenty to two, when some-one is finally desparate or drunk enough to pull her

She might have been a right twenty to two but she was filthy!

by BigDaddyCash October 8, 2008

Brad Anderson

Adjective: someone who is so bad at sex that they have never knowingly had physical relations with a heterosexual woman who enthusiastically participates in sex.

Refers to a now legendary tweet by one Brad Anderson at 5.14pm on 5/12/19 where, replying to a sex ban brought about by the fetal heartbeat controversy Anderson said "I get the point you're trying to make, but I have yet to meet a hetero woman who enthusiastically participates in sex."

Jeez, that guy was a complete Brad Anderson. I've had urinary tract infections that have given me more feels than that man's fumblings.

by BigDaddyCash May 13, 2019

catted

verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.

Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.

Dude, I totally catted that!

by BigDaddyCash August 1, 2020

twestify

Twestify: verb. To testify on Twitter. Offer respect and complete agreement with a statement made in 140 characters or fewer.

Bill: "That #Rebecca Black sure goin t b hot wen she grown up!"
Ted: 'Twestify dat!'

by BigDaddyCash July 22, 2011