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n.- Quite possibly the laziest and most rebellious of all the organs. Tends to stop working for no apparent reason.
Damn you pancreas and your diabetes-causing ways!
pancreas by doombuggy September 17, 2010

pancreatitis 

Inflammation of the pancreas. Extremely painful!!!, usually requiring an inpatient stay in hospital and morphine and other supportive treatment. Can be fatal if complications occur. Caused by excessive alcohol consumption or gallstones.
'I was in so much pain with pancreatitis I was put on a morphine pump.'
pancreatitis by Nick140 October 1, 2007
The pancreas breaks down sugars,fats and carbohydrates. It's stupid because it quit on me. DIE PANCREAS DIE!
That pancreas is a bastard.
pancreas by Ally July 19, 2004
A general diagnosis of pain, discomfort, fear, regret or problems, regardless of the symptoms.
Jake- "I didnt fair very well in my job interview."

Ike- "Must be your pancreas".
pancreas by Skipworth B. Reginald January 26, 2010
The human organ used to store and digest pancakes.
Ow you fuckfinger you got me in the pancreas, now i won't be able to eat pancakes!
pancreas by Bonecrusher August 22, 2003

Jennifer Panchesine 

A women who is overly obsessed with coffee, If she doesn’t have coffee she will share her wrath with all of the human race. When she has coffee she can be the most precious person but don’t forget her caffeine!
Person 1“Why is she so angry?”

Person 2 “oh thats Jennifer Panchesine she probably didn’t have coffee today.”