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paleoanthropometrician 

A social scientist specializing in the branch of anthropology which focusses on the study of human height in the past.
A paleoanthropometrician contends that in ancient Eurelia the women's mean height was significantly greater than the men's mean height.
paleoanthropometrician by j-bok February 20, 2008

PageWanker 

A person suffering from type of mania caused by an irrational obsession with Google PageRank, often expressed by increased talkativeness and a fixation on the green slider bar within the Google toolbar. The severity of PageWank becomes more prenounced as PageRank decreases. Sufferers (PageWankers) with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symtoms of euphoria (excessive happiness) and increased sex drive. As PageRank decreases sufferers may experience mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet finally leading to depression and uncontrollable crying as PageRank reaches 0.

Dave was being an annoying pagewanker all morning since Google blacklisted his spammy link network.
PageWanker by T3dd13 February 8, 2008
A cool nigga who will steal your girl and fuck it
man he stole my girl man what a palwan
palwan by cidrice September 26, 2019
Paleban or sometimes Paliban refers to radical terrorists among Arab-Palestinians. It's the fusion of Taliban and Palestinian. It appeared at least since 2006. But even moreso after Hamas congratulated Taliban on their victory in August/2021.

Closely related usage is 'Hamastan.'
Palban flag, they Palebans (referring specifically to Hamas).
Paleban by Terrasi August 17, 2021

Padewan trailer 

(adj) Describes a girl of a lowly white trashy, trailer-queen type background who is (unsuccessfully) fighting out of her weight class to aspire to come off with more tact, class, and fashion sense than is genetically possible given her history. Typically a 5th degree clinger who sponges off social tips and fashion tricks from a smarter, sharper, and more beautiful girl who is for some reason really into doing charity work.
Dude: Hey, why is this Chelsea chick always around? Can't you get rid of her for a day or two?

Dudette: She's a fuckin' Padewan trailer, dude. She dresses like me, talks like me, and is always asking me about stupid shit. I thought I'd help with a few things but, shezzus, now she hangs around like a fart in a sauna.
Padewan trailer by mhibma February 20, 2006
An individual or group of people with extremely light skin. Usually a result of underexposure to sunlight.
When Brian took of his shirt at the pool, we were blinded by his palean chest.
Palean by botdog October 27, 2010