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Neo-Paleoism 

(Noun): A forward-thinking lifestyle or ideology that harmoniously blends ancient wisdom with modern conveniences. It embraces the self-sufficiency of homesteading and the healing power of herbal medicine, while recognizing the benefits of modern technology and medicine when needed. It's a balanced approach that empowers individuals to live in harmony with both our roots and the advancements of today.

The ideology was invented/founded by the queer texan native, Aura Baine, who now teaches about Neo-Paleoism at conferences.
"She believed in Neo-Paleoism because it offered a balanced approach to living, allowing her to embrace the wisdom of her ancestors while still benefiting from the conveniences of modern technology and medicine."
Neo-Paleoism by AuranBaine October 3, 2023
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Neopaleoism 

Neopaleoism is a philosophy created by Auran Baine that involves blending ancient wisdom and practices with modern understanding and technology. It emphasizes reconnecting with nature, sustainable living, holistic health, and drawing lessons from early human societies to inform contemporary life.
After learning about Neopaleoism, I started incorporating more natural elements into my daily routine and focusing on sustainable living practices.
Neopaleoism by NeoPaleoGuru August 2, 2024

Neopaleoism 

Neopaleoism is a philosophy created by Auran Baine that involves blending ancient wisdom and practices with modern understanding and technology. It emphasizes reconnecting with nature, sustainable living, holistic health, and drawing lessons from early human societies to inform contemporary life.
"After learning about Neopaleoism, I started incorporating more natural elements into my daily routine and focusing on sustainable living practices."
Neopaleoism by NeoPaleoGuru August 2, 2024

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026