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A term used to express what a load of hassle a task or experience is/was. Usually used when quite pissed off or on verge of giving up. Also used when remembering a stressfull experience or shit time.
Girl 1: Can you go upstairs and get my blanket?
Girl 2: yeh sure.
(comes back down)
Girl 1: whats this?
Girl 2: your Pillow.
Girl 1: No my blanket hello you fucking doofus.
(Girl 2 goes up, returns soon after)
Girl 2: Here you are...
Girl 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Girl 2: Your matress.
Girl 1: What a fucking palava!!!!
Palava by Palavalife April 30, 2011
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A Nigerian slang that signifies Trouble or commotion. It can also be used when there is altercation amongst people.
This thing can lead to serious Palava

It took the council of elders to settle the Palava
Palava by 99loran November 20, 2022
A style of dance introduced c2018. Specifically it is performed to the song "Sexual" by Zara Larrson.
OMG its Sexual we should break out a cheeky Palava
Palava by HughG December 31, 2018

Palava sauce 

Palava sauce is a Ghanaian vegetable stew made from Nkontomire (cocoyam leaves) or spinach leaves and and Akatoa (melon seeds) with tomato, hot peppers, onions, other spices, fish, seafood and meat base. Palava sauce is mostly eaten with rice or ampesie (boiled starchy roots like yams, cassava, kooko/taro or plantains) in Ghana. Palava sauce stew is also eaten in other West African countries like Liberia and also known as Egusi soup in Nigeria and Cameroon.
I am eating ampesie and rice with Palava sauce.
Palava sauce by Awura Adwoa February 11, 2021

Palataoism 

Derived from the word 'pala-tao' (kepala tahu) meaning knows everything in Malay.

A branch of philosophy in which a person thinks he/she knows everything. But in fact that person knows little to non. Yet they still stand up to their point eventhough it has been proven false.
Don't trust what Steinberg says, he a palataoism practitioner.
Palataoism by Adam Musa December 26, 2019

Palataologist

Derived from the word 'pala-tao' meaning knows everything in Malay.

Someone who knows about everything but in reality doesn't know about it or maybe a little.
I don't like Jane Kelly, she is a palataologist.
Palataologist by ffkrisaac August 15, 2019
a hawaiian term for friend or bro, such as braddah or sistah.
here’s your change
thanks palala
palala by user444444 July 14, 2019
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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