A Pakian is a mixed race person whose parents have a Pakistani and western caucasian background. Often found in East London, Luton, Bradford and Bedford. Also Pakians are fairly educated and civilised.
Shaz: Yo what you saying boys?
Haroon: Nah, not much man. Hanging out with some pakians
Shaz: Oh those pakians are confused peeps, bro.
Haroon: Nah, not much man. Hanging out with some pakians
Shaz: Oh those pakians are confused peeps, bro.
by MyfakewhitenameDaniel February 18, 2020
Get the Pakian mug.Person 1: Do you know china is hosting a puppet show with Pakistan to show its solidarity?
Person 2: Yes Ik, and thus Pakistan is also been knowing lately as Pakjiang province in China.
Person 1: Oh really? WOW!
Person 2: Yea..! Dildo Dildo paxitan is on!
Person 1: No! it's "Dildo Dildo Pakjiang" now!
Person 2: Oops Sorry!
Person 2: Yes Ik, and thus Pakistan is also been knowing lately as Pakjiang province in China.
Person 1: Oh really? WOW!
Person 2: Yea..! Dildo Dildo paxitan is on!
Person 1: No! it's "Dildo Dildo Pakjiang" now!
Person 2: Oops Sorry!
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somebody who is always there for you and makes you happy no matter what difficulty you face
somebody who is always there for you and makes you happy no matter what difficulty you face
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WE EAT POKI, WE BREATHE POKI, WE DRINK POKI, OUR BLOOD TYPE IS POKI+
in pokianism we believe that humans should have the right to be pokied.Our sexuality is pokisexual because she is so hot and she’s daddy long neck so we will have nba kids.Lebron James watch out🏳️ 🌈
WE EAT POKI, WE BREATHE POKI, WE DRINK POKI, OUR BLOOD TYPE IS POKI+
in pokianism we believe that humans should have the right to be pokied.Our sexuality is pokisexual because she is so hot and she’s daddy long neck so we will have nba kids.Lebron James watch out🏳️ 🌈
-So bro what’s your religion and pronouns i wanna be respectful you feel me
-Bruva I believe in pokianism and my pronouns are poki/self,she’s so hot and she is a free spirit
-Bruva I believe in pokianism and my pronouns are poki/self,she’s so hot and she is a free spirit
by gay_self August 10, 2022
Get the pokianism mug.A Pakinese, is a mix raced person of whom's parents decended from two east Asian countries: Pakistan and China. The offspring will often be quite good looking, and babies are reported to fetch western interest of parents looking to adopt. Thus this rather new race is quite rare. Babies are reported to fetch upwards of $1mn to celebrity couples.
"Hey Brad I want a Pakinese baby"
"Err, sure babes, I will phone the Pakinese embassy, and then we will fly out next week".
"Err, sure babes, I will phone the Pakinese embassy, and then we will fly out next week".
by The Vanilla from Manilla October 5, 2007
Get the pakinese mug.A progressive talk show host found most popularly on YouTube. David identifies as a social democrat and differs from other progressive hosts in his more structured, more thoughtful, though not overly emotional analysis. His videos and show are filled with less ranting and more thoughtful dissections of news events, political issues, and more.
David also takes an hours worth of phone calls weekly open to any lucky caller, showcases received emails, and has been on numerous other shows, including a few conservative ones. He also features writers of books in interviews, mostly political ones.
He surprisingly hate from socialists calling him a shill and centrist, which could be further from the truth. David is mostly funded by YouTube ad revenue, viewer yearly subscriptions ($20 usually), and lastly, somewhat annoying YouTube sponsorships. This allows him to put himself in the 'independent media' space.
David has an hour show almost every weekday complemented with a 10 min bonus show. To get them the moment they come out, you must be a members. Non-members will eventually get the hour show content on YouTube at a slower pace. David also streams on Twitch and YouTube, especially when newsworthy events happen.
Generally, he is respected for his willingness to debate the other side. Some argue that he's one of the best political commentators out there due to these reasons, but as always, that's up to you to decide, even if you don't like him.
David also takes an hours worth of phone calls weekly open to any lucky caller, showcases received emails, and has been on numerous other shows, including a few conservative ones. He also features writers of books in interviews, mostly political ones.
He surprisingly hate from socialists calling him a shill and centrist, which could be further from the truth. David is mostly funded by YouTube ad revenue, viewer yearly subscriptions ($20 usually), and lastly, somewhat annoying YouTube sponsorships. This allows him to put himself in the 'independent media' space.
David has an hour show almost every weekday complemented with a 10 min bonus show. To get them the moment they come out, you must be a members. Non-members will eventually get the hour show content on YouTube at a slower pace. David also streams on Twitch and YouTube, especially when newsworthy events happen.
Generally, he is respected for his willingness to debate the other side. Some argue that he's one of the best political commentators out there due to these reasons, but as always, that's up to you to decide, even if you don't like him.
Individual: David Pakman? I've heard bad things about him.
Pak-man: Nah dude, you just gotta give him a chance. Come on, let's watch a video together, your pick.
*Days later*
Person: Dude, I've watched every video and payed for the membership without the 66% discount he almost always has!! I've super active on his subreddit, gifted over 100 subs on his twitch, almost always super chats, bought his merch, I've told my family and friends all about him, converted over 45 strangers, and even wrote this cool definition on urban dictionary!
Pak-man: Nah dude, you just gotta give him a chance. Come on, let's watch a video together, your pick.
*Days later*
Person: Dude, I've watched every video and payed for the membership without the 66% discount he almost always has!! I've super active on his subreddit, gifted over 100 subs on his twitch, almost always super chats, bought his merch, I've told my family and friends all about him, converted over 45 strangers, and even wrote this cool definition on urban dictionary!
by Dieg-J January 4, 2022
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