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A Pakian is a mixed race person whose parents have a Pakistani and western caucasian background. Often found in East London, Luton, Bradford and Bedford. Also Pakians are fairly educated and civilised.
Shaz: Yo what you saying boys?
Haroon: Nah, not much man. Hanging out with some pakians
Shaz: Oh those pakians are confused peeps, bro.
Pakian by MyfakewhitenameDaniel February 18, 2020
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Pakjiang 

A brand new 21st century Chinese Provence in South Asia, also known as Pakistan.
Person 1: Do you know china is hosting a puppet show with Pakistan to show its solidarity?
Person 2: Yes Ik, and thus Pakistan is also been knowing lately as Pakjiang province in China.
Person 1: Oh really? WOW!
Person 2: Yea..! Dildo Dildo paxitan is on!
Person 1: No! it's "Dildo Dildo Pakjiang" now!
Person 2: Oops Sorry!
Pakjiang by The Non Smoker March 25, 2021
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Pakian pasian Paciano paikana Pakinam Pakivan pakainis PAKAN pakana Pakanaas
It means "happy friend"
somebody who is always there for you and makes you happy no matter what difficulty you face
Domi: did u see "pakin" pass by today???
claire: yes i did. He made me happy
pakin by Emmanuel Az. April 21, 2018
pokianism also known as poki is a cult.

WE EAT POKI, WE BREATHE POKI, WE DRINK POKI, OUR BLOOD TYPE IS POKI+
in pokianism we believe that humans should have the right to be pokied.Our sexuality is pokisexual because she is so hot and she’s daddy long neck so we will have nba kids.Lebron James watch out🏳️ 🌈
-So bro what’s your religion and pronouns i wanna be respectful you feel me

-Bruva I believe in pokianism and my pronouns are poki/self,she’s so hot and she is a free spirit
pokianism by gay_self August 10, 2022

pakinese 

A Pakinese, is a mix raced person of whom's parents decended from two east Asian countries: Pakistan and China. The offspring will often be quite good looking, and babies are reported to fetch western interest of parents looking to adopt. Thus this rather new race is quite rare. Babies are reported to fetch upwards of $1mn to celebrity couples.
"Hey Brad I want a Pakinese baby"
"Err, sure babes, I will phone the Pakinese embassy, and then we will fly out next week".

David Pakman 

A progressive talk show host found most popularly on YouTube. David identifies as a social democrat and differs from other progressive hosts in his more structured, more thoughtful, though not overly emotional analysis. His videos and show are filled with less ranting and more thoughtful dissections of news events, political issues, and more.

David also takes an hours worth of phone calls weekly open to any lucky caller, showcases received emails, and has been on numerous other shows, including a few conservative ones. He also features writers of books in interviews, mostly political ones.

He surprisingly hate from socialists calling him a shill and centrist, which could be further from the truth. David is mostly funded by YouTube ad revenue, viewer yearly subscriptions ($20 usually), and lastly, somewhat annoying YouTube sponsorships. This allows him to put himself in the 'independent media' space.

David has an hour show almost every weekday complemented with a 10 min bonus show. To get them the moment they come out, you must be a members. Non-members will eventually get the hour show content on YouTube at a slower pace. David also streams on Twitch and YouTube, especially when newsworthy events happen.

Generally, he is respected for his willingness to debate the other side. Some argue that he's one of the best political commentators out there due to these reasons, but as always, that's up to you to decide, even if you don't like him.
Individual: David Pakman? I've heard bad things about him.

Pak-man: Nah dude, you just gotta give him a chance. Come on, let's watch a video together, your pick.
*Days later*

Person: Dude, I've watched every video and payed for the membership without the 66% discount he almost always has!! I've super active on his subreddit, gifted over 100 subs on his twitch, almost always super chats, bought his merch, I've told my family and friends all about him, converted over 45 strangers, and even wrote this cool definition on urban dictionary!
David Pakman by Dieg-J January 4, 2022

patiandola 

spanish for 'kicking it', used mainly by paisas and cholos or cholas trying to sound cool when they really sound like fuck tarts.
Chola 1: Ayy girl where you at?
Chola 2: Oh i'm just right here patiandola at my boyfriends house.
patiandola by Murf E March 30, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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