pokianism

pokianism also known as poki is a cult.

WE EAT POKI, WE BREATHE POKI, WE DRINK POKI, OUR BLOOD TYPE IS POKI+
in pokianism we believe that humans should have the right to be pokied.Our sexuality is pokisexual because she is so hot and she’s daddy long neck so we will have nba kids.Lebron James watch out🏳️ 🌈

-So bro what’s your religion and pronouns i wanna be respectful you feel me

-Bruva I believe in pokianism and my pronouns are poki/self,she’s so hot and she is a free spirit

pokianism by gay_self August 10, 2022

pianisme 

A disease that will make you see the world in different way..or to be precise in "pian way"..after 3 or 4 months you will go crazy..this disease is airborne and netborne(spread online)..there is no cure for this disease

Anwar:omg!! Zidan are having pianisme
Hud:kill him and burn his body!!

Miyo:i just read pian's tweet..now i think i got pianisme

Tazang:stay away from me you animal!!!!

pianisme by Budak otai April 26, 2019

Polinaism 

Religion for people that worship Polina Petrova's fat ass

Person 1: Damn bro do you believe in Polinaism?

Person 2: Yeah bro

Polinaism by DwayneJinsun November 3, 2021

pominism

the belief that God is a Pom(small furry white creature)

oh yay pominism<3

pominism by nekooo October 24, 2010

pianisme 

A fucking disease that doesnt have cure..kill yourself if you got infected

Miyo:i think i just been infected by pianisme

Tazang:STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU ANIMAL!!

pianisme by Budak otai April 26, 2019

potianist 

the religion of pot smoking; excessive pot smoker

"i got high before school, at lunch, after school, and five times that night. i am a potianist."

potianist by jess September 29, 2004

Poganism 

A poganism is a platitude uttered in total sincerity from a place of social ineptitude whereby said utterance is widely construed as humorous due to its inherent ridiculousness.

Saying "Can't we all just get along?" At one of the beheadings during the french revolution is a poganism.

Poganism by TeeArEn April 30, 2021