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Flatulence through a prolapse.
Mike does not have very many friends because Mike Panoots.
panoots by Nigel Vlademierschky February 28, 2017
Related Words
Pajoot • patootie • patoot • Patooter • pajoo • pajoon • Patooti • Patootoo • patooty • pagoot

Cutie patootie 

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love
Word of the Day on December 7, 2024

Cutie patootie 

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.
Cutie patootie by Shulaman September 9, 2016

Pagooter 

a pagooter is one who enjoys pagooting or engaging in pagooting like activies.. in dummy terms a pagooter is a lame ass
you should urban dictionary "pagooter"

you freaking pagooter, and not just any pagooter your a loser pagooter !

you should make pagooter a definition in urbandictionary
Pagooter by StonedTroll June 29, 2011

Pajot le french

A disgusting grimy little cheese-eating sister-sniffing rodent. Sleeps with demi-baguettes in his anus. 11 centimetre wide choad, used primarily against his sister to push her out of the race to the shower, but will let her in eventually, and make up. Can sniff cheese from up to a continent away. Also racist
Ugh I got a huge wedge of brie stuck in my anus, if only there was something to help me
Flying in from the sewers under Paris, Pajot le french is here
Pajot le french by Brodychoad November 13, 2020

cutie patootie 

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born
OMG, Jackie is such a cutie patootie , it makes me wish i was her Hubby.
cutie patootie by Hubby65 January 19, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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