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1.A very large hole gapeing from your bajesus.
2.A type of cheese.
1. "I'm gonna shove this wrench up your patooty."

2. "I ordered extra patooty! You Idiot!"
patooty by The Marissinia October 16, 2008

patooty fanooty 

a secret password of sorts that one can only say when they are the coolest of the cool. this word has no actual meaning its rather a phrase of euphioria someone screams out if they are like having an orgasim or something.
ariana: omg last night i had some tantric sex
nina: patooty fanooty you little devil!!!
ariana: you took the words right out of my mouth bitch
patooty fanooty by larryfona November 3, 2009

Cutey patooty 

An adorable, super genuinely sweet person.
My wonderful friend, Hannah, is a cutey patooty.

Fruity Patooty

To be referred to as zesty or coming off as gay.
Fruity Patooty by JA2000 August 15, 2022

Cutie patootie 

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love
Word of the Day on December 7, 2024

Cutie patootie 

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.
Cutie patootie by Shulaman September 9, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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