Jeets

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Jeets, Jeetser, Jeets'd. That about all that needs to be jeets'd.

TD - Yo, that guy was such a jeetser on the foosball table last night.
TD (to himself) - Yeah, he jeets'd all over us - such a jeetser. I bet he sent Harley's late night for some jeets.
TD - Haha, jeets.

Jeets by HamWen Generals November 26, 2018

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Jeets

My bestie. Even though he’s literally a fucking dog <3

Brian: “look its jeets” Jules: “Jeets pls marry me” Jeets: “____”

Jeets by Jules<3sMilfs May 27, 2021

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Uber Jeets

A combination of Uber Eats and Jeets (a shortening of Pajeet) as a reference to many Uber Eats workers, particularly in Canada, being of Indian origin and many of which speaking in broken or nonexistent English.

I just ordered a pizza with Uber Jeets

Uber Jeets by BlueTiger27 July 11, 2024

JETSET LIFE HACKS

A list of 33 success patterns into used to consistently create real tangible positive results and effortlessly overcome all challenges, create real-lasting generational wealth and improve your overall quality of life. These 33 jetset life hacks can be learned quickly as an automatic consequence of raising one's level of consciousness which is merely simply guaranteed by just becoming aware of the list. The list was created by Josh King Madrid aka JetSetFly, who has devoted the five years of his life to learning, practicing, and teaching others about the success patterns that millionaires, professional athletes, celebrities, and geniuses all share.

TImmy: My life sucks man, I wish there was a way to use cheat-codes in real life to become successful.
TheBlondeJon: There is. The cheat codes are known as JETSET LIFE HACKS. Stop being a dummy and read it.

JETSET LIFE HACKS by piaheza September 29, 2022

JetSet

College dropout multi-millionaire and Internet personality that is best known for coining the term “The Jet Set Way”. He is the best-selling author of The Art Of Frame Control and JETSET Life hacks, neuromarketing/NLP expert, serial entrepreneur, and public speaker who founded Team Jet Set, a millennial entrepreneur movement. Fans his fans refer to him as JetSet and he is also known as Josh Madrid. He is the host of the podcast Josh King Madrid On The Dropout Degree, which is one of iTunes' top 10 Business Podcasts.

His jetset Instagram has 420,000 followers. He is also the founder of NFT Magazine and a certified NLP trainer. His parents named him JetSet after meeting a fortune teller that said their 1st born son would be known for being young, rich and successful with a luxury lifestyle.

DANIELG: How much do you think JetSet makes a month?

Joey: He sendz hard, I just googled JetSet and according to his wiki page and multiple blogs JetSetFly is clearing at least a $1m a month.

DANIELG: What a freakin’ SAVAGE! Let’s go.

JetSet by handlez October 26, 2022

JetSetFly

College dropout internet millionaire & philanthropist, one of the Madrid brothers, and #1 most real motherfucker in entrepreneur space on Instagram. His parents named him JetSetFly after meeting a fortune teller that said their 1st born son would be known to FLY out babes and live the JetSet Life.

Tate: hey do you follow JetSetFly?
Andrew: What the fuck! Who does JetSetFly think he is flying out my girlfriend? I swear he thinks he is a young Dan Bilzerian

JetSetFly by IRSAgents July 31, 2022

JetSet

JetSet by handlez October 26, 2022

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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