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Pajamsturbation

The pre-sleep process that includes, but is not limited to, changing into pajamas, masturbating, brushing teeth, etc.

A portmanteau of Pajamas and Masturbation.
Now that I have a single dorm, the level of pajamsturbation has increased exponentially!
Pajamsturbation by C. Morgan February 10, 2009
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pajams and footies 

When a man comes into the club to look for his girl.
Derived from Martin's standup You so Crazy.
pajams and footies by meghan August 20, 2003
Patterned, fancy, or matching pajamas.
She chose to wear the zebra pajams to bed.
pajams by FHEPS888 March 15, 2021
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When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
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Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
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