Spanish for "wanker" or "tosser". A man who is known for being a chronic masturbator...and usually proud of it! A dude that masturbates on the Internet for the whole world to see.
Steve: Hey Mike, did you know Tony is a Pajillero?
Mike: No! Seriously?
Steve: Yeah I caught him Masturbating on Chaturbate yesterday - Totally Exposed!
Mike: Wow Steve: yeah he really goes to town on himself... A Real pajillero.
Mike: What's his name there?
Steve: El_Pajillero, of course
Mike: Lol He's a Pendejo Pajillero
Steve: LOL
Steve : Wow look El Pajillero is at it again right now
Mike: What a Loser! OMG, Look at him go!
A movie/television/book/gossip website whose tag-line is "Scathing Reviews. Bitchy People."
Generally left-leaning politically, somewhat snobby, sometimes amusing, Pajiba caters to a specific group of people who are extremely critical of the entertainment they consume.
The contributors and commentators on the site have an insatiable disdain for Kathering Heigl (as a person) and Tyler Perry (as a filmmaker).
Links to a handful of gossip websites, and hosts "comment diversions," where visitors to the site may post their views and comments on the given topic.
"In every single interview I’ve seen of her, Heigl does nothing but display a narcissistic egotism characterized by passive-aggressive pettiness." (Pajiba on Katherine Heigl)
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!