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Paiuted by FerdaBoiWonk July 1, 2025
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leet custom painted
When something is so completely and utterly retarded.
Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."
Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."
This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash
leet custom painted by l0vemetal January 14, 2008
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legs painted on
When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.
I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.
Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.
I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.
Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.
I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.
legs painted on by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008
Painted Willy
Painted Willy by Ikhabod Pain November 11, 2004
painted lady
painted lady by cmanns May 3, 2008
Painted for filth
"Painted for filth" is a drag term and is defined as follows:
Basically all it means is that your face is ON POINT!!!!
Her makeup will stay on during anything filthy. Like a hurricane, or three dudes
Basically all it means is that your face is ON POINT!!!!
Her makeup will stay on during anything filthy. Like a hurricane, or three dudes
Painted for filth by blueyed1 March 29, 2015
Get painted
Term coined by Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse, while serving as a guest on the radio show "Loveline" (used to be a tv show on MTV). The term refers to a man ejaculating upon the face of a female partner.
See also money shot
See also money shot
1. "I'm very familiar with my own nut 'cause I'm constantly spattin' it off in groupie's faces. Sshplaaaat! Right in their face! Get it all! Get painted, freak! I say get painted when I'm painting them with my jiz." -Violent Jay
2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.
3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.
2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.
3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.
Get painted by Greg October 7, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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