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paikei (pay-k)

when two young male cousins (under 15) have sexual intercourse, including reach arounds and blowjobs. paikei is only done between june and august.
Hi mum, don't be disappointed, but me and Adam, who yes is my cousin, did paikei (pay-k) and we just loved it. i am definitely gay.
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A woman with shaved pubic hair.
"So is Kate shaved down south?" "Yeah she is a real PaiPai."
PaiPai by KMBwiggles January 21, 2008
means shit in the language of telugu, can be used to describe huge or stinky dark brown or clay colored dukes
after i ate a whole box of pizza i got ridiculous amount of paikana
paikana by sharp knife April 22, 2008
big lumps of smelly dark exotic colorful douche in the language of telugu
i found my pepperoni,corn n chocolate chips in my paikana
paikana by chingesh August 19, 2008

pakaimado 

A word originating from Georgia in 1987 that describes a person's behavior towards inanimate objects. It's how a person acts around them physically. To be more specific, pakaimado is a scale that measures a person's behavior using certain criteria. The term is mostly used in scientific areas for research of the human mind.
"Parker has shown signs of increased endorphins according to the pakaimado scale.
pakaimado by Cassie_Winchester October 7, 2017

pagkainoso 

The tagalog translation of foodpanda. This is an inside joke made by two bees.
Oh my gosh! Bubuyog is cheating on me with another pagkainoso.
pagkainoso by bleepbloopblaap September 8, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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