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A Paho is a person that is thieving, manipulative, narcissistic, self absorbed, lying, delusional half wit. Usually found with a hair transplant from their ass to their balded noggin. Someone who fucks up every attempt they make at being successful in life. Someone whose favourite flavour of gelato is cum and nobody likes the cunt.
“Who bummed who?” “Gee I don’t know, ask Paho, he was there”
Paho by shitcunteddie November 5, 2022
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A wet rat, usually found in the southern hemisphere.
“There’s a Paho, its been out in the rain
Paho by shitcunteddie November 5, 2022
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pahoehoe pahola Paho pahoa Pahol pahoo pahoochie Pahood Pahooger pahoua
cutest ,cuddliest, softest little dog ever. tho he/she might urinate when nervous, a Paho is definitely a lovely dog that is treasured.
Oh damn, Paho just peed again
Paho by Nahnah nah boo-boo Rain December 6, 2010

Paho Tsanga 

A combination of a wet rat and being the soggy biscuit of 15 Fijian giants.
A Paho Tsanga is a rare mammal that is usually found in the southern hemisphere, pick pocketing and scamming people of his own kind. A Paho Tsanga represents a bald cunt fart that nobody trusts, the type that spits out a smegma type gelato when squeezed. The wet rat cannot fight, with a black belt the equivalent of a participation trophy at primary school of downies.
“Who bummed who?” Not sure buddy- ask a Paho Tsanga!” Careful though, it may steal whilst you’re not looking”
Paho Tsanga by shitcunteddie November 6, 2022

Baho Paho 

Baho Paho is usually a good looking young man who cares a LOT about his family and his great marks in school. We love Baho Paho.
Look, its Baho Paho!
I love Baho Paho sm!
Baho Paho by GigaChaddy September 12, 2022

Pa ho ho 

Pa ho ho.. slang term for the word penis in response to the term va jay jay used for the word vagina.
" I swear to god women you hit me in the pa ho ho again and i'll slap the shit out of your va jay jay! "
pahoua is a common hmong girl name. It is some times also spelled pa houa or pang foua for the hmong green name.
pa or pang means flower and foua or houa means cloud in hmong. So therefore pahoua is interpreted as flower clouds in the American language.
Pahoua is so pretty, so is her name.
pahoua by phil2 May 10, 2011
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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