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Paho Tsanga 

A combination of a wet rat and being the soggy biscuit of 15 Fijian giants.
A Paho Tsanga is a rare mammal that is usually found in the southern hemisphere, pick pocketing and scamming people of his own kind. A Paho Tsanga represents a bald cunt fart that nobody trusts, the type that spits out a smegma type gelato when squeezed. The wet rat cannot fight, with a black belt the equivalent of a participation trophy at primary school of downies.
“Who bummed who?” Not sure buddy- ask a Paho Tsanga!” Careful though, it may steal whilst you’re not looking”
Paho Tsanga by shitcunteddie November 6, 2022
When a guy lays down amongst a congregation of men and proceeds to allow litres of semen to be poured onto him.
“Hey did you hear about Paul and those Fijians the other day, he did a Tsanga”
tsanga by shitcunteddie November 5, 2022
A wet rat, usually found in the southern hemisphere.
“There’s a Paho, its been out in the rain
Paho by shitcunteddie November 5, 2022
A Paho is a person that is thieving, manipulative, narcissistic, self absorbed, lying, delusional half wit. Usually found with a hair transplant from their ass to their balded noggin. Someone who fucks up every attempt they make at being successful in life. Someone whose favourite flavour of gelato is cum and nobody likes the cunt.
“Who bummed who?” “Gee I don’t know, ask Paho, he was there”
Paho by shitcunteddie November 5, 2022