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a pahoehoe is the creepy guy at parties who mixes drinks togther and stares at you ALLL NIGHT you may call him a creeper
the guy frm the starburst thingy is most likelty a pahoehoe

"jess check it out look at tht pahoehoe over there in the corner staring at us"

jess "i know and why the hell is he mixing our drinks toghther?????"
by CHAZ& TACO!! June 12, 2007
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Sexual Move: A person who has had pancakes put on their booty and then maple syrup poured all over to make a concoction that resembles lava erupting from a volcano.
"damn homie i went to pahoehoe that girl but she flipped over before i poured the syrup on her."
by Manny Ginobilli February 27, 2008
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A Hawaiian term forlava that has a smooth or ropy surface.

Pronounced Pa-hoey-hoey
Dude, that lava is pahoehoe! Wait till I tell my mom!
by Sam January 11, 2005
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A person who is hot and knows it; although this arrogance should be unatrractive, it actually just makes him/her more attractive (based on the Hawaiian word for the hottest type of lava)
"He may be a pahoehoe, but at least he's not pinner."
by Jessica Johnson February 17, 2008
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Just like a panini, except made with two hoes as a substitute for bread.
"Yeah man so I baked a pahoehoe for my family last weekend and now they hate me for some reason"
by sexi queen June 26, 2016
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A person who is hot and knows it; although this arrogance should be unatrractive, it actually just makes him/her more attractive (based on the Hawaiian word for the hottest type of lava)
"He may be a pahoehoe, but at least he's not pinner."
by Jessica Johnson February 17, 2008
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