Pablontology 

The Pablontology is a new science and modern religion primary based on the believe in the almighty Pablo.
Pablontologists are known to be addicted to massive hard disk consumption.
Their mottoe is "peanut butter jelly time".

"You are eating up hard disks like a Pablontolgist"
"Stop downloading HD- movies, this ain't a fu**in Pablontology centre"

Pablontology by Pedro de la Mosa October 18, 2008

Paleontology

The study of dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures, digging up dinosaur remains. Digging up a dinosaur skeleton or a fossil as a job.

My uncle digs up dinosaurs and does other paleontology things like finding preserved insects, he's a Paleontologist.

Paleontology by Reaper 5 December 13, 2008

Palintology 

Palintology is the study of prignorance

Scholars in the 23rd century examining the follies of the 21st century will have a whole sub-discipline called Palintology.

Palintology by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009

Palintology 

The future science and study of the bones of Sarah Palin and all animal forms she once embodied in the early 21st century.

See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, mama grizzly, and Caribou Barbie.

A hundred years from now many prominent universities around the globe will offer courses on Palintology.

Palintology by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

paleontology

The process of a younger woman looking for an older man.

She must be into paleontology, she really likes those old bones.

paleontology by Beganator April 3, 2010

Palintology 

The study of the American political system in the early twenty-first century as it mutated from Democrat versus Republican and Liberal versus Conservative to the Sane versus the Insane – coinciding with the introduction of Sarah Palin and the inception of the Tea Party.

Man 1: I just signed up for a class to study how Sarah Palin screwed up everything for the Republican Party by stirring up the crazies and setting the stage for the Tea Party movement.
Man 2: I took Palintology last semester. It’s hard to believe those people can walk and chew gum at the same time!

Palintology by Politic Ric October 26, 2010

Paleontology

the scientific study of dead shit

did you ever read any urban legends about....
paleontology

Paleontology by CERTAINLY NOT ANGEL April 18, 2016