Justly destroying a drunk's illusions that he can control his alcohol problems. At all times speak the truth, and does not involve either h8ing or lying.
<sloppy drunk retard> hi I'm a drunk and I fuck ugly japanese women
<awesome guy> sir, you're doing a disservice to both yourself and everybody else by continuing on this path of self-degradation. Please get help.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'