pyckling 

Justly destroying a drunk's illusions that he can control his alcohol problems. At all times speak the truth, and does not involve either h8ing or lying.

<sloppy drunk retard> hi I'm a drunk and I fuck ugly japanese women
<awesome guy> sir, you're doing a disservice to both yourself and everybody else by continuing on this path of self-degradation. Please get help.

pyckling by Colin December 13, 2003

dick pickling 

When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.

Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.

dick pickling by Grand Wizard Mark March 6, 2018

Pickling the Onion 

Something to respond with when someone asks what you’re doing

James - what’re you doing later?

Me - Just pickling the onion

Pickling the Onion by Onion Pickler August 29, 2019

Pickling The Sausage 

When you are doing nothing

Casper is Pickling the Sausage. He hasn’t done anyting for an entire week

Pickling The Sausage by Marcinicus June 18, 2021

Pickling

Checking out anothers body, preferably chest, crouch and butt regions. Usually done at a quick glance then round two for a second look.

You can be pickled, do some pickling, or yell out "pickles" so your friends know whats happening secretly.

1.) Yo Nick that girl was just pickling the shit out of you!

2.) Hey Kirby like six guys just pickled your ass!

Guy- "Pickles"
Girl- Was it that creepy guy with the cowboy hat?
Guy- Yeah, don't make eye contact.

Pickling by soranwrap December 6, 2010

pocklington 

a dull town near york where nothing happens and old ladies walk round moaning

pocklington is so dull you could die

pocklington by gay people like men May 4, 2008

pickling the pine 

Phrase conceived from a night of horrendous drinking, pill popping, and weed toking.

The act of falling asleep with one's penis still inside the host vagina. Especially and most notably if the host's vagina is characterized as foul smelling with hints of vinegar, and for some odd reason, pickles. Thus, the smell of the ninja boot is seeping in and "pickling" your unit into acquiring its smell. Pine is a slang term for a male's pork steeple.

also heard as: Pickled Pine, Pine Pickler, Kelly Pickler, etc.

Copyright and use belongs to members of GMFS and phrase creator Erok(broken promises)

Jon: So how did that shit go down with that cumdumpster last night?

Kyle: I don't wanna talk about it.. but if you must know we got wasted, fucked, and then I ended up pickling the pine..

Jon: Fail.

AKA:
I woke up with Pickled Pine this morning (insinuating subject's penis smells like rank cooter.)

or

I wouldn't touch that ass with a 10 foot pole. I heard you got a permanent pine pickler between them legs. (insinuating that not only does the female have a smelly ham wallet, but also that she has a venereal disease such as the herps or HIV.)

or

LOL, Kyle?! How did you and Kelly "PICKLER" get along last night?!?!?!11 OMyFuckingG Lolzzz!

or

Damn! She straight up Kelly Pickled your ass last night, dude!

pickling the pine by EROK (broken promises) April 23, 2008