PTWAP 

(Pronounced twap)

Abriviation for Pink Tight Wet Ass Pussy

Oof- if shes a rare gem, then she definitely has to have PTWAP!

PTWAP by Ihavewaplmao May 7, 2021

pewaphobia 

the irrational fear that you will be unable to access a restroom because of extenuating circumstances, such as a full pew at church or a long line at a bar

Driven by her pewaphobia, Susan made sure to use the restroom three times before church.

pewaphobia by gis_in_my September 23, 2010

Phwap 

graceful sound of an erectile form (namely one's penis) hitting or entering another object repeatedly.

I have never seen anyone phwap a melon before. That guy got phwapped

Phwap by Roflpingvin March 18, 2009

pwap 

The slapping of a persons face with ones genitalia, typically the male penis.

Girl: I hate you
Guy: ::Pwaps::
Girl: OMG

pwap by malicious March 4, 2005

ptwainus 

the area between your penis and anus (pronounced with a hard "t" and silent "p")

He spread his ptwainus like the majestic wings of a pteradactyl.

ptwainus by Bunton March 16, 2008

PATWAP 

People Against Tights Worn As Pants

Join the PATWAP revolution!

PATWAP by pvc1234 May 16, 2010

Phwap 

The morning fart that signals you are awake and can get out of bed.
It must be resoundingly loud and the 'p' at the end is the noise of your bum hole finally shutting.
To qualify it must also be as dry as a sahara wind.

I know you are awake I heard the Phwap from the kitchen.

Phwap by jedge99 October 26, 2010