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they are not pants.
Bitch A: Ohmygod just LOOK at that girl! Fashion faux pas #634: wearing tights as pants.

Bitch B: OMG She's doing #634 a and b at the SAME TIME: she's wearing them with a sweatshirt!
tights by natalio72 March 29, 2010
A sexy, fashionable and warm (depending on denier) piece of clothing that females wear to cover their legs and feet that generally goes up to the waste. They come in various sizes, colors, and textures.
Jim: women should wear tights more often.
Bob: I know right it's just so damn sexy!
Barbra: I wear all types of tights to keep me warm, I love tights!!!
Tights by Unknown-245 November 5, 2018

tights warden 

A guy with a tights fetish who asks you to put tights on and go on webcam
Davro: Show your ass in tights

Me: No way, you damn tights warden
tights warden by sazzabaps July 30, 2009

david bowie tights 

Man-tights worn by superstar, David Bowie in the film Labyrinth. Grey in colour with a feline/leopard texture. They are extremely tight, revealing David Bowies entire, gigantic bulge. Sometimes referred to as David Bowies Labyrinth Bulge.
david bowie tights by ilikenirvana October 28, 2013

black tights matter 

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere
I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.

Robin Hood: Men In Tights 

Robin Hood: Men In Tights

Blinkin: O! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.

Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

King John: I have a mole?!

Little John: Let's face it, you've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how're my seams?

Will Scarlet: Perfect.

Little John: Every time! *now we break into song*