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Tights
A sexy, fashionable and warm (depending on denier) piece of clothing that females wear to cover their legs and feet that generally goes up to the waste. They come in various sizes, colors, and textures.
Jim: women should wear tights more often.
Bob: I know right it's just so damn sexy!
Barbra: I wear all types of tights to keep me warm, I love tights!!!
Bob: I know right it's just so damn sexy!
Barbra: I wear all types of tights to keep me warm, I love tights!!!
Tights by Unknown-245 November 5, 2018
tights warden
tights warden by sazzabaps July 30, 2009
david bowie tights
Man-tights worn by superstar, David Bowie in the film Labyrinth. Grey in colour with a feline/leopard texture. They are extremely tight, revealing David Bowies entire, gigantic bulge. Sometimes referred to as David Bowies Labyrinth Bulge.
david bowie tights by ilikenirvana October 28, 2013
black tights matter
A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere
I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.
black tights matter by von groovy April 13, 2019
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Blinkin: O! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
King John: I have a mole?!
Little John: Let's face it, you've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how're my seams?
Will Scarlet: Perfect.
Little John: Every time! *now we break into song*
Blinkin: O! Master Robin! You've lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
Sheriff of Rottingham: King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
King John: I have a mole?!
Little John: Let's face it, you've got to be a man to wear tights. Will, how're my seams?
Will Scarlet: Perfect.
Little John: Every time! *now we break into song*
Robin Hood: Men In Tights by Alecai October 16, 2009
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026