Phwap 

graceful sound of an erectile form (namely one's penis) hitting or entering another object repeatedly.

I have never seen anyone phwap a melon before. That guy got phwapped

Phwap by Roflpingvin March 18, 2009

Phwap 

The morning fart that signals you are awake and can get out of bed.
It must be resoundingly loud and the 'p' at the end is the noise of your bum hole finally shutting.
To qualify it must also be as dry as a sahara wind.

I know you are awake I heard the Phwap from the kitchen.

Phwap by jedge99 October 26, 2010

phwap 

The dramatic yet graceful release of a spoonful of extra richness onto your welcoming burrito. Comes from Chipotle.

The lady phwapped two spoonfuls of tasty rice onto the tortilla for my chicken burrito.

phwap by Star November 8, 2004

phwap 

anagram for "potheads with a purpose." refers to marijuana smokers who make a habit of going on madcap adventures after smoking. Possible activities include: organizing a scavanger hunt, driving into the city, going to the library, running numbers at a local grocery store, glamour bombing, breaking into vacant commercial spaces and organizing a sort of club-house, people watching at your town square, hiking through your favorite forest reserve. You get the idea.

P.H.W.A.P. were here

phwap by agent_tremble December 1, 2003

pewaphobia 

the irrational fear that you will be unable to access a restroom because of extenuating circumstances, such as a full pew at church or a long line at a bar

Driven by her pewaphobia, Susan made sure to use the restroom three times before church.

pewaphobia by gis_in_my September 23, 2010

Phrape

Basically a blending of the words "phone" and "rape", this is similar to "fraping" (facebook raping) but with phones.

Dave: Check your phone man, I think Kerri just phraped you.

Mike: Shit! She's sent a picture of Blue Waffle to my Dad!

Phrape by sharkingdave November 12, 2011

phwar 

An exclamation of amazement, or of an impressed nature.

Phwar! That is a realy good idea.

phwar by Dudewithdacamera February 14, 2005