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Prefer
Prefer by Turo Fernandez November 1, 2019
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Prefer
Women prefer big dicks. Show me a woman who prefers small dicks and I'll show you a woman that is on camera, speaking with someone who she knows has a small dick, or has a small dick boyfriend she is cheating on.
Prefer
Hym "Yeah, see that's sad and all, that they're getting kidnapped and bred for organ harvesting.... BUUUUUUUUT I know now that if they were free they would be statistically more likely to be fucking a retard behind my back instead of fucking me! I would prefer that literally anything happen other than fucking that retard happen to them. Preferences are fun. I think I may have been wrong about preference. Probably not. Either way, which form of apathy would you rather receive from me today? How about a little 'That's THEIR problem'? How's that sound? How about 'That's none of my business'? If you spreading awareness helps in abstract then aren't I just as much as you about it? You're welcome! I don't even care and I'm doing just as much about it as you, except, for free. I do love helping. Oh! How about a little 'Well, clearly they aren't making the right sacrifices! This is evidenced by the fact that the are where they are! If they were making the rught sacrifices they wouldn't be slaves!' Ooo! Yeah, that one felt good! And I can absolve myself of guilt for doing nothing about it by spreading awareness! Hurray me!"
PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE
PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE by weave October 7, 2003
i prefer a hot water bottle
A sexual erotic term for describing one's sexual orientation as the penis goes into any orifice of another person's body and then the former person pees inside to create a hot water bottle effect.
This term was used by D. Courtney from the British sitcom "Mind your language" when she was asked by the tea lady about her sex life she says," i prefer a hot water bottle". And this term clears all that she was an adventurous lady with weird fetishes.
i prefer a hot water bottle by anonymous December 10, 2020
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