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Preperation H 

Dr. Evil: We finally have a working tractor beam which we shall call Preperation H.

Scotty: Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream you ass?
Preperation H by zombiieluuv May 23, 2011

Preheation 

The state in which an oven is being or has been preheated in order to cook munchies.
Preheation is almost complete, then 10 to 12 minutes to cook before enjoying delicious pizza rolls.
Preheation by DeMullet January 7, 2011

Harbor Teacher Preperation Academy 

1. Hell on earth 2. when stupid teachers do uneccesary things 3. When you stay up till 3am doing homework 4. When you school is on tennis courts. 5. When you have no social life due to your school. 6. When you get a detention for smiling

IT IS IN WILMINGTON ON THE CAMPUS OF HARBOR COLLEGE... WE ARENT THAT SMART
Girl 1: OMG! You go to Harbor teacher Preperation Academy?!
Girl 2: Unfortunatly
Girl 1: Wow i feel bad for you
Girl 2: *Passes out due to lack of sleep and boredom in class*

Preparation H Raymond 

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.
If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.

Village Green Preservation Society 

The Kinks are the village green preservation society.
This phrase is derived from an album called

"The Kinks are The Village Green Preservation Society," released by The Kinks in 1968. It was uniquely out-of-step with its time. Everyone else was singing about rippling rainbows and purple trees, Ray Davies was singing about a happy England which never really existed in the glory in which he paints it, but which could if everybody listened to this album!

God Bless the Village Green and God Save The Kinks!
The Village Green Preservation Society:
"We are the office block persecution affinity,
God save little shops, china cups and virginity."

Village Green:
"Out in the country, far from all the soot and noise of the city,
there's a village green.
It's been a long time, since I last set eyes on the church with the steeple, down by the village green.
It was there I met a girl called Daisy, and kissed her by the old oak tree."

Peneration 

Verb: The action of sticking one's pinky finger in person's sphincter.
"Dude I did the 'Shocker' to her!"
"Was it weird?"
"Kinda, it was the peneration that was weird, sweet none the less"
Peneration by PIC: The Shocker April 20, 2010