proudparents against singles seniors childless couoples and teens and gays.
(the simpsons episode 321)
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A portmanteau of "PMS" and "message." Refers to the text messages that arrive from one's girlfriend/mistress/wife when she is on the verge of menstruation.
Frequent topics of a PMSsage: include weight gain, one's former girlfriends/mistresses/wives, ice cream, and The Notebook.
Bill (looking at his cell phone): Well, it's blowjob week.
Davey: How do you know?
Bill: I just got a PMSsage from Sally. She wants to know what the fuck happened to the ice cream in the freezer. I'm guessing she ate it.
The ultimate master of the PP's. Has a 29 feet long erect schlong and has the capability to bestow others with a large pp. If challenged, you will have your pp destroyed. He is omnipotent and has the ability to destroy existence with his massive pp.