PMSsage

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A portmanteau of "PMS" and "message." Refers to the text messages that arrive from one's girlfriend/mistress/wife when she is on the verge of menstruation.

Frequent topics of a PMSsage: include weight gain, one's former girlfriends/mistresses/wives, ice cream, and The Notebook.

Bill (looking at his cell phone): Well, it's blowjob week.

Davey: How do you know?

Bill: I just got a PMSsage from Sally. She wants to know what the fuck happened to the ice cream in the freezer. I'm guessing she ate it.

Davey: All hail the Red Queen.

PMSsage by SlapCaster September 9, 2010

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Admiral of the Windward Passage

A person who has an ass fixation

Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.

Admiral of the Windward Passage by nom de plumb June 3, 2009

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PMSsage • Pussage • passage • pessage • pissage • Passage house • passage of passion • passage of transit • Passage to Bangkok • Passageway

Assage Passage

Poop.

I just had an awesome assage passage!

Assage Passage by LizzelFaShizzel August 5, 2009

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Pussage

A jamaican term that blends the words Pussy + passage = pusssage

"ma dick was in her pussage last night "

Pussage by deevibez April 11, 2013

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Rite of passage

A rite of passage is a ritual that marks a change in a person's social or sexual status. The term was popularised by the French ethnographer Arnold van Gennep (1873-1957), in the early part of the twentieth century.

1. Its important to see Black Sabbath at least once in a lifetime, if you can. Its a rite of passage.
2. A rite of passage can be a religious experience

Rite of passage by IRON MAN January 27, 2005

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Rites of Passage

Prescribed forms of ceremony used to mark and celebrate significant events in the life stages of an individual; birth, puberty, marriage, ordination of a special role, death, etc.

Rites of passage are ritual events that mark a person's progress from one status to another.

Rites of Passage by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

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Christmas Tree Passage

JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.

The "Christmas Tree Passage",

3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.

4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.

Christmas Tree Passage by Herbert W. Armstrong II June 14, 2009

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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