PMSsage 

A portmanteau of "PMS" and "message." Refers to the text messages that arrive from one's girlfriend/mistress/wife when she is on the verge of menstruation.

Frequent topics of a PMSsage: include weight gain, one's former girlfriends/mistresses/wives, ice cream, and The Notebook.

Bill (looking at his cell phone): Well, it's blowjob week.

Davey: How do you know?

Bill: I just got a PMSsage from Sally. She wants to know what the fuck happened to the ice cream in the freezer. I'm guessing she ate it.

Davey: All hail the Red Queen.

PMSsage by SlapCaster September 9, 2010

Admiral of the Windward Passage

A person who has an ass fixation

Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.

Admiral of the Windward Passage by nom de plumb June 3, 2009

Assage Passage 

Poop.

I just had an awesome assage passage!

Assage Passage by LizzelFaShizzel August 5, 2009

Pussage 

A jamaican term that blends the words Pussy + passage = pusssage

"ma dick was in her pussage last night "

Pussage by deevibez April 11, 2013

Rite of passage 

A rite of passage is a ritual that marks a change in a person's social or sexual status. The term was popularised by the French ethnographer Arnold van Gennep (1873-1957), in the early part of the twentieth century.

1. Its important to see Black Sabbath at least once in a lifetime, if you can. Its a rite of passage.
2. A rite of passage can be a religious experience

Rite of passage by IRON MAN January 27, 2005

Rites of Passage 

Prescribed forms of ceremony used to mark and celebrate significant events in the life stages of an individual; birth, puberty, marriage, ordination of a special role, death, etc.

Rites of passage are ritual events that mark a person's progress from one status to another.

Rites of Passage by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Christmas Tree Passage 

JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.

The "Christmas Tree Passage",

3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.

4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.

Christmas Tree Passage by Herbert W. Armstrong II June 14, 2009