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propreantepenultimate

Fifth from last in a series.
Of the twelve installments in the series, the propreantepenultimate is my favorite.
propreantepenultimate by Guacodile42 September 22, 2018

Poopreading 

The act of proofreading a paper or memoir on the shitter. The toliet offers a much more comfortable- and some times luxurious- alternative to confining oneself to a stuffy office or desk in order to correct a student's or colleague's work.
Person: Finally, I finished this fucking paper. Can you look it over for me and make sure I didn't make any spelling errors?
Friend of Person: Sure thing. I feel a monster dump coming on so I don't mind Poopreading your paper.
Poopreading by Keeeeeeen March 30, 2009

Pooprection 

When you shit yourself and the poop pushes into the back of your pants giving the appearance of a backwards erection.
Person 1: Hey whats wrong with that guys pants?

Person 2: Dude thats totally a pooprection!
Pooprection by ChuckBazooka October 27, 2015

Porrenting 

I hadn't jacked off in awhile, so I decided to go porrenting.
Porrenting by Porrenter July 19, 2012
A predator to all young children in the world that even when persued by someone of age he will not be able to get a stiffy normally found trolling on myyearbook.com and other social adolescent sites
"Dude your acting like a Portrey, stay off that site!"
Portrey by The Pedo Police January 7, 2012

porrenting 

The act of downloading a torrent containing porn, I.E. a porrent
Steve, stop porrenting!
porrenting by TCGM August 1, 2012