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poopmaster

mike dropped a poopmaster on his mom
poopmaster by dan October 12, 2003
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promasterbate 

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."
promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008

Poopsterprocrasturbation 

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.
"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"
Poopsterprocrasturbation by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poopjasterblevomulate 

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.
man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

Pokémaster 

I wanted be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them was my real quest,
To train them was my cause.

I traveled across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, (i caught them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, (I caught them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Po-ke-mon, i caught 'em all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I have faced
I have battled every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon!

It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Oh, you're my best friend,
In a world we must defend.

Pokemon!

A heart so true.
Our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
Breanne Ellis was the true and mighty victor in the realm of Pokemon. She was the Pokémaster.
Pokémaster by Breanne Rose June 19, 2014

poopster 

people who shit or "poop" themselves during school, parties or family outings. often large pale teenagers who are sexually insecure and rely on the warm feeling of shit on their bum cheeks to make them sexually arroused
student 1: "curt your such a poopster"
curt: "its not my fault i cant control my bowel movements"
poopster by Steve S.. November 1, 2006

poopmaestro 

Anyone who can shit up to three 6+ inch long turds in a single sitting.
I hereby dub you poopmaestro for somehow managing to clog the Shaws bag. I guess you really did have to poop.
poopmaestro by Vironex July 22, 2006
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