POOMAF

Acronym for "Pulled Out Of My Ass Financials". Often utilized when creating financial projections of early stage ventures where they have no idea what financial really look like. Also utilized by business owners with poor accounting practices when wanting to sell their businesses, having no idea of their actual financial performance.

I presented to the venture capital group yesterday and gave them nothing but POOMAF, and they bought it!

by RobNew99 November 5, 2018

poomf

poomf is a combination of user Pettito on twitter and oomf. Pettito oomf. poomf. it is the fandom name of pettitos followers

omg? i see you follow pettito, girl you're a poomf?
yes girl omg.

by Awsome doode February 14, 2022

Poomah

To have diarrhea so bad it's like peeing out of your asshole. Can occur for many different reasons, such as:

body cleanse

drinking waaay too much
spicy food

Dude, I totally just POOMAH'd in the bathroom from all that Thai food.

by poomah expert February 5, 2010

popmafioso1

A person who supports and/or endorses

a political puppet with dementia that frequently demonstrates pedophiliac tendencies and sniffs children's hair.

Did you hear about the popmafioso1 that was caught with Joe Biden on Jeffrey Epstein's island?

If I hear one more popmafioso1 justify touching little kids no-no places is okay or that Biden is the next president I'll lose my shit

by Rå6bi± December 16, 2020

Poobafy

A really ridiculously awesome person(s) who know how to have fun and make any situation fun.

Damn.... look at Jessica and Natalie, they are a couple of poobafy chicks. They totally rocked that party last night!

by Bearowlbird May 2, 2010

poofaff

A person in a white hazmat suit with a crown on their head.

Wow, I want to be a poofaff for Halloween.

by poofaff September 22, 2020

POOMA

Pulled Out Of My Ass. An acronym describing an especially crude estimate or statistical measure based on vague or insufficient supporting information.

Phase 2 is expected to require 150 man-days of effort, but since the customer has not yet defined the blending requirements this is just a POOMA estimate.

by Nick Milner November 19, 2007