An expression used to describe a meal in which the food is really shit and disappointing, almost enough so to ruin someone's mood, but luckily the company is amazing and almost makes up for it.
M: Did you taste this ice-cream?
B: Yeah, pooftaface! It tastes like dick.
M: It must be Coles homebrand.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"