This word was made by my girl Mangy. It's exactly like please, except it sounds funnier. It's used over text after someone says something funny, like a reaction.
Person #1: I'm too big brain I can't get through the door Person#2: PLEASHEBE
Like a gaydar, but it becomes activated when you are attracted to someone who probably isn’t gay and it usually overpowers your more rational gaydar, making you irrationally want to believe that your crush is gay even though they probably aren’t.
A cliche phrase or saying that is rarely ever used in conversational English, but appears in bad prose, film, and television. Originated with the phrase, "I want to please you," usually said in terrible b-movies by a female attempting to engage a male in sex. The term is usually used in the pejorative, to mock or insult someone's speech or writing.
A man who tries to pick up on girls by only catering to them. He will do anything to please them and never gets laid. He will even take the girls side when she is in an argument with a homey (and he doesn't even know the bitch).
Guy 1: No, e=mc2 . Its been proven, you're wrong.
Random Girl: No, you can't calculate the speed of light.
Guy 2: Actually what the girl says is true. You can't calculate the speed of light. Also can I get you another drink girl?
Guy 1: Please bro, don't be a PleaseBro...
Pretending to be drunker than you really in order to escape a party or extricate oneself from an unwanted situation.
Fake/plastic leathered
After one shandy he was walking like he'd shat himself and slurring his speech, but I'm pretty sure he was pleathered because Gordon turned up with his ex-missus.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.