PLEASHEBE 

This word was made by my girl Mangy. It's exactly like please, except it sounds funnier. It's used over text after someone says something funny, like a reaction.

Person #1: I'm too big brain I can't get through the door
Person#2: PLEASHEBE

PLEASHEBE by FaithIsSmol May 2, 2021

pleasebegaydar 

Like a gaydar, but it becomes activated when you are attracted to someone who probably isn’t gay and it usually overpowers your more rational gaydar, making you irrationally want to believe that your crush is gay even though they probably aren’t.

Sorry girl/guy :( it really be that way sometimes

Omg she’s so hot but my gaydar’s telling me she’s straight and my pleasebegaydar’s telling me she’s gay, what do I do???

pleasebegaydar by GayleyKiyoko July 2, 2018

pleaseme 

A cliche phrase or saying that is rarely ever used in conversational English, but appears in bad prose, film, and television. Originated with the phrase, "I want to please you," usually said in terrible b-movies by a female attempting to engage a male in sex. The term is usually used in the pejorative, to mock or insult someone's speech or writing.

"You're all wet."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."

"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"

"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"I guess, but that was a total pleaseme."

pleaseme by Talmanes November 10, 2005

PleaseBro 

A man who tries to pick up on girls by only catering to them. He will do anything to please them and never gets laid. He will even take the girls side when she is in an argument with a homey (and he doesn't even know the bitch).

Guy 1: No, e=mc2 . Its been proven, you're wrong.
Random Girl: No, you can't calculate the speed of light.
Guy 2: Actually what the girl says is true. You can't calculate the speed of light. Also can I get you another drink girl?
Guy 1: Please bro, don't be a PleaseBro...

PleaseBro by MidNiteTok3r April 9, 2009

pleathered 

Pretending to be drunker than you really in order to escape a party or extricate oneself from an unwanted situation.
Fake/plastic leathered

After one shandy he was walking like he'd shat himself and slurring his speech, but I'm pretty sure he was pleathered because Gordon turned up with his ex-missus.

pleathered by Futtocks May 22, 2018

pleaseread 

Requested reading material

You'll find the pleaseread an absolute pleasure to read.

pleaseread by Hercolena Oliver March 4, 2009

Pleaseee 

IM BEGGING if you see a definition of ANDRELY, PLEASE ACCEPT

ive been trying for months and nothing yet, i wont ask for anything else, just this
PLEASE

“Did you see the definition I made for you with all my love?”

“Yes!!!!!! It was touching! Pleaseee accept my gratitude!”
“I’m glad it got accepted”

Pleaseee by sunny-on-lil-touch September 18, 2020