Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

pleasebegaydar 

Like a gaydar, but it becomes activated when you are attracted to someone who probably isn’t gay and it usually overpowers your more rational gaydar, making you irrationally want to believe that your crush is gay even though they probably aren’t.

Sorry girl/guy :( it really be that way sometimes
Omg she’s so hot but my gaydar’s telling me she’s straight and my pleasebegaydar’s telling me she’s gay, what do I do???

pleaseme 

A cliche phrase or saying that is rarely ever used in conversational English, but appears in bad prose, film, and television. Originated with the phrase, "I want to please you," usually said in terrible b-movies by a female attempting to engage a male in sex. The term is usually used in the pejorative, to mock or insult someone's speech or writing.
"You're all wet."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."

"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"

"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"I guess, but that was a total pleaseme."
pleaseme by Talmanes November 10, 2005

PleaseBro 

A man who tries to pick up on girls by only catering to them. He will do anything to please them and never gets laid. He will even take the girls side when she is in an argument with a homey (and he doesn't even know the bitch).
Guy 1: No, e=mc2 . Its been proven, you're wrong.
Random Girl: No, you can't calculate the speed of light.
Guy 2: Actually what the girl says is true. You can't calculate the speed of light. Also can I get you another drink girl?
Guy 1: Please bro, don't be a PleaseBro...
PleaseBro by MidNiteTok3r April 9, 2009

pleathered 

Pretending to be drunker than you really in order to escape a party or extricate oneself from an unwanted situation.
Fake/plastic leathered
After one shandy he was walking like he'd shat himself and slurring his speech, but I'm pretty sure he was pleathered because Gordon turned up with his ex-missus.
pleathered by Futtocks May 22, 2018

pleaseread 

Requested reading material
You'll find the pleaseread an absolute pleasure to read.
pleaseread by Hercolena Oliver March 4, 2009

Pleaseee 

IM BEGGING if you see a definition of ANDRELY, PLEASE ACCEPT

ive been trying for months and nothing yet, i wont ask for anything else, just this
PLEASE
“Did you see the definition I made for you with all my love?”

“Yes!!!!!! It was touching! Pleaseee accept my gratitude!”
“I’m glad it got accepted”
Pleaseee by sunny-on-lil-touch September 18, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Load more