PleaseBro 

A man who tries to pick up on girls by only catering to them. He will do anything to please them and never gets laid. He will even take the girls side when she is in an argument with a homey (and he doesn't even know the bitch).

Guy 1: No, e=mc2 . Its been proven, you're wrong.
Random Girl: No, you can't calculate the speed of light.
Guy 2: Actually what the girl says is true. You can't calculate the speed of light. Also can I get you another drink girl?
Guy 1: Please bro, don't be a PleaseBro...

PleaseBro by MidNiteTok3r April 9, 2009

pleaserwhore 

A woman who tries to impress men by denigrating her own gender while lauding the male gender, in an attempt to gain what she sees as "male power"-by-association.

"I'm not like all those other women who are feminazis complaining about sexual harrassment! I like it when you big strong men tell me I have great tits! ...so, you guys think I'm cool, right? Right?!!"
--"Just STFU, pleaserwhore."

"Hey, was that Phyllis Schlafly?"
--"Yeah. What a pleaserwhore."

pleaserwhore by dozey12 September 23, 2012

People's pleaser 

Someone who's always nice, helpful and a basic moral support for just about anyone. Suppresses his (or her) own needs in order to please or satisfy (the needs of) others. The people's pleaser won't bother you with his or her own needs and problems, as this person is too keen on helping out others.

Great danger of being used (in the negative way)!!

In fact this is what girls should look for in a guy when looking for proper/stable "relationship material" (I guess), however, in some way this hardly ever results in a woman being either physically or sexually attracted. A people's pleaser is more likely to be put in the friends zone straight away, without even being considered dating material. Obviously this also works the other way around, where the girl is in the pleaser's role. But, as a fact, guys won't put the "pleaser" girls in a confined area called the friends zone as easily as girls would.

Closely related to being a nice guy, and unfortunately is as probable to lead to one-sided relationships. Where all the empathy and consideration comes merely from the people's pleaser, and for the good of the other person.

"Harry is suchs a nice guy, he's just a people's pleaser."

"Thanks for helping me out again, Mary, as always, you are too kind!"

After dating a girl for a while, she might tell you that:
"You're too good for me, you're such a people's pleaser. I see you as a friend/brother, rather than someone I'm physically or sexually attracted to."

People's pleaser by Modyg December 23, 2011

geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.

Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.

geezer pleaser by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006

pleasebegaydar 

Like a gaydar, but it becomes activated when you are attracted to someone who probably isn’t gay and it usually overpowers your more rational gaydar, making you irrationally want to believe that your crush is gay even though they probably aren’t.

Sorry girl/guy :( it really be that way sometimes

Omg she’s so hot but my gaydar’s telling me she’s straight and my pleasebegaydar’s telling me she’s gay, what do I do???

pleasebegaydar by GayleyKiyoko July 2, 2018

Placebro (pla- see- bro) 

When someone states that they are hanging out with a friend that is fake or made up. If a person is trying to hide something (i.e drugs, fat/ugly girl or guy)then they make plans with their placebro to keep friends from getting suspicious.

Bobby has been hangin out with this guy Jim every Friday night. Not one of his friends have ever met him. I'm starting to think Bobbys smoking crack and Jim is a "Placebro (pla- see- bro)" .

Placebro (pla- see- bro) by KCBROOKLYN718 March 28, 2009

Pussy Pleaser 

Pussy Pleaser: A male who disregards all friends and family and sets aside his entire life in order to please his female.

I haven't talked to my buddy in 5 months, he's being a real big pussy pleaser since he met his new girl friend.

Pussy Pleaser by Will Clouse March 30, 2011