pleathered

Pretending to be drunker than you really in order to escape a party or extricate oneself from an unwanted situation.
Fake/plastic leathered

After one shandy he was walking like he'd shat himself and slurring his speech, but I'm pretty sure he was pleathered because Gordon turned up with his ex-missus.

by Futtocks May 22, 2018

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leathered to the jimmys

To be severely intoxicated with alcohol.

I went out with some friends last night and had way too much to drink. By the end of the night I was leathered to the jimmys.

by umustbehigh September 29, 2013

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pleatherman

Any generic multitool used by vegans, cheapskates, and others who disapprove of the name, price, or authenticity of Leatherman(tm) brand multitools.

Greg: I can't believe your new leatherman broke that easily!
Jody: Actually it's a pleatherman my dad picked up in chinatown last weekend.
Greg: That sucks. Maybe if you weren't a vegan he would have bought a genuine leatherman instead of that cheap knock-off pleatherman.
Jody: Doubtful. My dad's a perennial cheapskate.

by pleatherman December 22, 2009

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leathered

Very drunk, completely intoxicated.

I was leathered last night.

by Olly August 30, 2003

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leathered

When you have pissed off someone so badly that instead of calling you and bitching you out, they write an email or IM that is pages long and book worthy.

This fine document is deserving of a nice leather binding and even gold embossing. It should be placed nicely in your library at home and showed off to everyone that visits.

Pillz: HAHA omg I just copy/pasted what you told me to Winders, you were not supposed to tell me that info and he is going to be so pissed off. Prepare to be leathered.. HAHAHHA f'ing standard

1337c0d3d00d: Thanks fag.

Pillz: yo, check it out.. 'Winders is typing..' HAHAHA

by 1337c0d3d00d March 22, 2013

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